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Monday, January 03, 2011

2010 Statistics On Airport

2010 statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

 
Terrorist Plots Discovered              0
Transvestites                              133
Hernias                                   1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                 3,172
Enlarged Prostates                8,249
Breast Implants                   59,350
Natural Blondes                           3

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