The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obama care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright.
For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, "Can I get an amen"?
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Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the Pelosi. It's a convertible, but no one wants to see it with the top down.
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On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people. This year Barack Obama is going as – Barack Obama.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? .... America !
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Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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10 comments:
Please stop posting comments and jokes about Obama they are not true nor funny. Everyone does have an opinion but you go to far let it go he is going to be here for 3 years or more so deal with it .
9:03
Tell us which parts of this post are not true!!! There are not funny because they ARE true.
I love the jokes!!!! Keep posting them Joe!!!
LOVE the jokes keep posting..every word of them is true!!
Now they are funny. Keep posting! And not one was about Obaminations big ears.
9:03 baaahahahaha you are joking right? I bet you are the person that was crying on YouTube about Britney Spears. Leave Obama allllooonnne. boo hoo hoo.
I think we should leave Nobama alone too...in Kenya
Its honestly so fun to watch all of you sore looser types attempt to cope with your historic loss.
No matter what happen in the next 7 years (yep, second term) I can always think to myself- "At least i didn't vote for Geroge W Bush!"
JP
You think it's "fun" to watch this Country go down the toilet and then want to vote for it to continue to happen?
If all Obama supporters feel this way the US is in serious trouble.
"fun to watch all of you sore looser types attempt to cope with your historic loss."
doesn't sound even remotely close to
"Fun to watch this Country go down the toilet"
I think you might want to bone up on reading, anon 3:46...
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