Riding Lawnmower

Soon after my wife and I met, she mentioned how she really


Wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower.



She was a Single gal that worked all day and was often tired in the Evening when she got home from work.


So, being the handy sort of guy that I was,



I made her a riding lawnmower.



I guess I thought she would squeal with delight



And give me a big hug.



To this day I have never been able to understand Why women are so hard to please.