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Sunday, January 05, 2020

Veterinarian says the Impossible Whopper ‘will make men grow breasts because of soy proteins'

Amid the growing popularity of plant-based products, a doctor of veterinary medicine has suggested that the Burger King's Impossible Whopper has so much estrogen from soy that it could make men grow breasts.

In a report in Tri-State Livestock News, Dr. James Stangle of South Dakota rails against the alternative burger, made by Impossible Foods, and its use of soy protein as a main ingredient.

Strangle compares the soy-based Impossible Whopper to the beef Whopper, claiming that the plant-based version has 44 milligrams of estrogen while the original only contains 2.5 nanograms.

'Now let me refresh your metric system. There are 1 million nanograms (ng) in one milligram (mg). That means an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a regular whopper,' he writes.

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like an agenda 21 proposal!
Make men infertile and docile by turning them into women!

Anonymous said...

Guess they will be doing a big business with the trannies!

Anonymous said...

Impossible BOOBS ⚫⚫

Anonymous said...

There is always a catch with lab grown meat isn't there? You all do know this is lab grown meat right? Well lab grown plant-based meat!!! They are testing it to see if you morons can be fooled into thinking you are actually eating a real beef burger, for the same high price!!!! Oh but this is all a conspiracy to the people who know everything about nothing, but still can't seem to understand that evil does evil stuff...

Anonymous said...

OK, so menopausal women should eat them.

Anonymous said...

Hummmm,...self service

Anonymous said...

This explains SOCIALIST man buns.

Anonymous said...

Small breasted women will be flocking to Burger King !!!!

Anonymous said...

I can’t wait for the civil war, vegans better hide!!

Anonymous said...

✔️

Anonymous said...

They taste terrible owing to the slimy aftertaste.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen?? A man wearing his hair up in a bun like a damn girl 😂😂😂

Anonymous said...

That is a socialist democratic program so all of us will be transgender.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Belichick is living proof.

Anonymous said...

What will it make women grow?

Anonymous said...

The thing cost $8