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Wednesday, July 03, 2019

QAnon Followers Think JFK Jr. Is Coming Back on the 4th of July

Consider, if you will, a sliding scale of celebrities. On one end of this spectrum are those who are still alive, including but not limited to: Jennifer Aniston, Justin Bieber, nine-tenths of the original cast of Beverly Hills, 90210. On the other end are those who are dead, also including but not limited to: Elvis Presley, John Belushi, and (arguably) Tupac.

On this scientific scale, John F. Kennedy Jr. falls somewhere in between Judy Garland and former Minnesota Twins center fielder Kirby Puckett; all of which is to say, he is extremely, irrefutably dead. In July 1999, the pulchritudinous son of John and Jackie Kennedy and cofounder of George magazine perished in a tragic plane crash at the age of 38, along with his wife Carolyn Bessette and his sister-in-law Lauren. At least, this is the conventional narrative perpetuated by the fake news media, according to supporters of the pro-Trump conspiracy theory QAnon. Hardcore Q believers think that JFK Jr. is not only alive and well, but also that he plans to emerge from his 20-year hiatus from public life by coming out and supporting Trump as his running mate in 2020. Moreover, they believe that a guy in Pittsburgh named Vincent Fusca is actually JFK Jr. in disguise, and they have made T-shirts promoting this belief.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

The last time I believed a Rolling Stone article was...

Anonymous said...

Woah, this is unbelievable!!! Kirby Puckett is dead???

Anonymous said...

Another fantasy is on July 4th. AOC gets a Brain like in her favorite movie the Wizard of Oz.

Anonymous said...

John Lennon is alive and performs constantly as a John Lennon look-a-like.
True story

Read Miles Mathis

Anonymous said...

John Kennedy would be ashamed at the Democratic Party that he was a part of if he were alive today, he was not a fool like Hillary and Obama. I can honestly say that you do not hear all this garbage out of the Democratic family of the Bush's that is why they are silent think about that.

Anonymous said...

Northwest Woodsman: If dead democrats can vote, they should be entitled to serve in office!

Ruh Roh said...

it was the Democratic party that killed him

the Democrats wanted Vietnam do bring drugs to the United States


Democrats took out Kennedy due to his reluctance to get involved in Vietnam

Anonymous said...

Johnson had him killed.