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Thursday, May 09, 2019

BOSTON: MEMBERS OF MIDGET CRIME GANG SUSPECTED OF 55 BREAK-INS

Boston, MA | Three members of the so-called Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this morning reports the Boston Chronicle.

Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in which the intruders entered the house through the pet door.

Authorities also believe the crime organization could be behind 55 other similar break-ins in the region.


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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry, you had me at pet door.

Anonymous said...

Megamind lol

Anonymous said...


Such small crimes; hope they don't get big sentences and can grow from the experience. :)

Anonymous said...

Maybe they will get a "reduced" sentence....

Anonymous said...

Attack of the Omploompas!

Anonymous said...

They would have to commit misdemeanors.............no way could they commit big crimes.

Anonymous said...

Bad Santa !!!

Anonymous said...

Seems like they came up a little short on this caper.

Anonymous said...

Shortys strip club.

Anonymous said...

One small step for mankind, one giant step for little people!

Anonymous said...

This crew is known to be short tempered.