Beto O'Rourke's youthful artistic experiments included a poem pleading for genital grooming and a sacred cow to lactate, according to newly unearthed documents.
At age 16 in 1988, under the pseudonym - "Psychedelic Warlord" - O'Rourke, now 46, authored "The Song of the Cow" — a bizarre piece of experimental writing that included lines asking for a cow to "buff" and "scrub my balls."
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
5 comments:
Another fine example of an ivy league schools education
This is perfect not competent to run for office he's a kook.
Social media postings by wanna-be politicians is going to rear its ugly head MANY times and bite them in the a$$ over the next few years.
I consider myself a fine, upstanding citizen today, but if there was social media (and especially CAMERAS!) when I came of age in the 60's, I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't be elected Dog Catcher in any town in America.
I had fun... Maybe TOO much fun. Thank god there no record of it!
There is something wrong with this scum bag.
It just came out that he fed his wife poop one day. Calling it avocado.
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