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Saturday, November 10, 2018

How to Talk to Your Children About the Democratic Party's Midterm Victory

When in the course of human events, a political setback befalls a noble leader — a man of pious mind and body, with a virile heart, who, through his boundless courage on the battlefield of life, and dignified endurance in the face of treasonous aggressions perpetrated by a hostile press, has secured a litany of savage triumphs on behalf of freedom-loving souls from sea to shining sea — it becomes necessary for citizens of decent respect and supreme intellect to articulate an explanation of these events for the edification of our nation's children.

I'm talking, of course, about the midterm elections.

As I'm sure you've heard by now, the Democrat Party has taken control of the U.S. House of Representatives for the first time since 2010. Nancy Pelosi, who is old enough to have witnessed the birth of her political lodestar, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, aka Lenin, is probably going to be speaker again. The last time she held the gavel, she passed Obamacare and supported Hillary Clinton's attack on our embassy in Benghazi.

The fake news media drooling all over itself with glee. No surprise there. They're going to tell us the House defeat is a "repudiation" of President Donald Trump, but they won't even bother trying to investigate the validity of the election "results." They'll be too busy writing headlines about how Bob O'Rourke could "skateboard his way to the White House."

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I grabbed a Golden Retriever puppy and found a safe space to lament. I'm good now.

Anonymous said...

Republicans did well. President Trump didn't lose as many house seats as Clinton, Busch, and Obama and gained in the Senate. Pelsoi and others will try and make the new rules but it must be approved by the Senate. So it is going to be very interesting. Don't pity our President - he knows exactly what he is doing. MAGA

Anonymous said...

What age are we talking about. Young children should not be worrying about politics. Let them be children - don't take their youth away.