DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
2 comments:
WOW...
Somebody put a tracking/surveillance device in all of my Levis fly buttons. They're the only pants I wear. "They" now know where I am, when I'm wearing the jeans, when I take a leak, listen to my conversations, and can trigger the buttons for an explosion that will totally ruin my day whenever they want. I cut the buttons, attached them to bumpers of cars of people I don't like, and put Velcro strips in their place, but I'm still not sure how I can remain safe, or even alive. I've always been afraid of zippers.
Please help me.
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