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Sunday, February 04, 2018

Mark Figgs For Mayor, Currently A Crossing Guard At WiHi

Make American Great Again Vote for me in your 2019 Election For Salisbury Mayor We Will Make Salisbury Great Again.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

You got to be kidding

Anonymous said...

God I hope this is real...I love to watch train wrecks happen. But this is what we get in modern America, unqualified candidates and loudmouths.

Anonymous said...

Somebody is hungry for that new salary.

Anonymous said...

Better than what we currently have!

Anonymous said...

This guy cyber trolls any and everything on local sites making some of the most ridiculous and uneducated statements. Seriously glad I don't give in Salisbury, this would be just the nut job all the other but jobs in Salisbury would elect.

Anonymous said...

So the question is ?
Do we want one nut job over the Muppet mayor we have now?

Anonymous said...

My pet wanted to run thinking it could do the job being a snake, but I told him we already had Jake

Anonymous said...

There's something unsettling about his Maryland Judiciary Case Search results that speaks of unacceptable behavior with several women.

Most recently, he (Jan19) started 3 years of probation for violating an ex parte order.


Is his candidacy a joke?





Anonymous said...

What an original slogan!

Anonymous said...

Must not work much. Have never seen him or any other crossing guard at Wi Hi intersections.

Anonymous said...

Any Goober seeking attention could run. No qualifications, crazy, and narcissitic, are the major qualifications for this job. Tilghman, Ireton, Day (the 3 stooges) have another member of the dumbass club.

Anonymous said...

Look on this guys FB Page he’s a joke. There’s no way in hell he will win. He’s a creep, and I’m not sure he is all there in the head.

Anonymous said...

He is just making a further mockery of Salisbury politics, as if it could be more of a joke than it is! Is this the best Salisbury has to offer for running the city? Damn! I might be tempted to move back just to run for mayor...nah, I would rather run a dump or sewage plant come to think of it, at least there I know where the stink comes from!

Anonymous said...

I smell Democrats, the really smelly kind, behind this.

Anonymous said...

9:09 is wrong. The 3 stooges of Salisbury officials are Dunn, Comegys and Cathcart, all now gone from office but not to be forgotten.

Lets refer to Tilghman, Ireton and Day as the "Dumb-ass Triad".

Anonymous said...

Man I feel sorry for you morons that are stuck in your jobs and mortgages that have to continually put up with these people making your city look like fools

Anonymous said...

His Facebook page is used for him to bash. I think he is the one behind the copy cat site of Wicomico First Alert. He is sharing their things and bashing the original Wicomico First saying the admin is a sex offender. This dude has serious issues.

Anonymous said...

Joe you would know this answer. What really are the requirements to run for Mayor? Can anyone walk in who lives in Salisbury and say I want to run?

Mark is a joke. This isn’t going to get him far he will be taken out by anyone who runs against him.

Anonymous said...

Mark took down his post about the WFA people being sex offenders lol

Anonymous said...

Mark is white trash and has a severe anger problem. He barely takes care of his children and is a disgrace. Lord help us all. What is this world coming to?

Anonymous said...

I am familiar with Mark Figgs and He is from a long bloodline of losers. If adult swim wanted to make a show about a family of misfits then you have a show.

Anonymous said...

Bad behavior toward women and he was hired to be a crossing guard. What kind of bad behavior...should he be around teen ever and younger females?

Anonymous said...

I wanted to see for myself what he was about. I went on his personal Facebook account and seen trash. I went on his “business” page of Marks Photography only to see a go fund me link. In his description on the Go Fund me is horrible English language just to show truly how uneducated this excuse for a man is and I honestly wouldn’t trust him as a crossing guard. See below:



Hi My Name is Mark Figgs and i am Running For Mayor For Salisbury Maryland

I am 24 Years old i was Born Rite here in Salisbury Md 1993

I Have 2 Beautiful Daughters Sadie (2) And Charlottle (5)

ITS TIME TO GET SALISBURY BACK ON TRACK AND WORRY ABOUT THE ENTIRE SALISBURY AREA NOT WORRY JUST ABOUT DOWNTOWN. I WANNA WORK ON THE CRIME RATE IN SALISBURY AND I WANNA PUSH TO CONGRESS TO LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA , IT WILL TAKE TIME BUT I WILL PUSH TO MAKE IT LEGAL

THERES OTHER FACTORS AND ISSUES IF I AM ELECTED MAYOR OF SALISBURY THAT I WANNA WORK ON

I AM ASKING FOR $50,000 TO COVER MY CAMPAIGN COST AND FEE'S


THANK YOU SO MUCH LETS MAKE SALISBURY GREAT AGAIN.

Anonymous said...

This all reminds me too much of the last season of American Horror Story

Anonymous said...

Joe, we need you to run again! This Time Salisbury won't Let You Down! Please!

Anonymous said...

He doesn't have a chance in hell. Sad, but true.

And while you posted this Jake Day gets to laugh his ass off.

Anonymous said...

This guy makes Jake look like a saint

Anonymous said...

Followed the link to a Facebook page where I read 3 misspellings within 30 seconds. No thank you! Can we get a viable candidate please? Is it really in the best interests of the Parties to put up clowns like Heath & Figgs against Culver & Day? Keep Culver and let someone with qualifications run against Day!

Anonymous said...

He won’t be a crossing guard for long. This mans life is about to come crumbling down with interesting facts about his history. He will end up getting fired he shouldn’t be around children and trusted to get them across the street safe

Anonymous said...

If that is who I think it is....His whole family is effed. Please say he is not from Princess Anne!?

Anonymous said...

you have no idea...At first I wasn't sure it was who I thought it was until I went to his fb. omg! And the apple doesn't far from the tree!

Anonymous said...

Does it really cost 50k in expenses to run for mayor? If so no wonder many people don’t run.

Anonymous said...

He still could be Joe. Ireton did and we know what he does.

Anonymous said...

11:52 Heath doesn't have a party and will never win against Culver. So no worries at all. This Figgs guy was has not been put up by either party I would imagine . Who is he? I never see him at anything. I hope he just trying to get his 15 mins of fame and is not serious. That being said we DO need a candidate to run against Day who is qualified and can sell themselves just as well as Day can. Let's hear some names because we should start NOW!

Anonymous said...

He is

Anonymous said...

He has 11 following his figs for mayor page. Big league.

Anonymous said...

You know, I'm stuck here. I would move but can't afford to. I'd never get enough money for my house and I'd be foolish to settle for less than it's worth. That's what would be required. We (residents) have no impact when we vote. The vote was rigged against Joe, I believe. Perhaps the only recourse is to run for mayor. Maybe I will. What are the qualifications?

JoeAlbero said...

7:39, You have to be a resident for one year.

Anonymous said...

Looking at the past and current debacles what damage could he do?

Anonymous said...

This kid looks like he's barely out of diapers and wants all of Salisbury to vote for him? I don't think so. Experience, knowledge, more experience, honesty, and more experience would get my vote.

Anonymous said...

A nice positive bunch of comments like usual made from people who don't even know this guy.

Anonymous said...

Why don't all ,of you loudmouths that live in the city, on here, pony up and run. Stop hiding behind your computer.

Alan betts. said...

Figgs 2024.

Anonymous said...

7:39 AM sorry to see you have locked in your brain to failure. You can either take a small loss on the house, or have a lifetime of loss from choosing not to move.

I am not minimizing the hardship. I am saying you need to see past the trees. What potentially will happen if you stay will most certainly surpass the loss you will take on the house.

Anonymous said...

9:40 Hope Hicks is only 29.

Anonymous said...

I know him pretty well. If anyone votes for him the end is really near and I will lose what little faith I have left in humanity.