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Monday, September 11, 2017

Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

 
 ATD - At the Doctor

 BFF - Best Friends Funeral

 BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

 BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

 CBM - Covered by Medicare

 CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

 DWI - Driving While Incontinent

 FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

 GHA - Got Heartburn Again

 HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

 OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

 TOT - Texting on Toilet

 WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help. GGLKI
 (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

GGVKI,gotta go Viagra kicking in.

Anonymous said...


GREAT!! Saves a lot of typing!! :)
USN-RET

Rebel Without a Clue said...

Must share!!!