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Tuesday, November 01, 2016

Vote Trump 2016

If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 299,792,458 meters/second (the speed of light) it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily accomplish the same result by:
Voting Democrat in the Nov. 8, 2016 election.

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