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Friday, November 18, 2016

UMass Students Occupy All Campus Toilet Stalls To Protest For More Gender Neutral Bathrooms

This is so great. You really can’t make this stuff up. These students are choosing to protest. They have apparently caught the protest fever. But they can’t seem to come up with a worthy cause to protest. They have decided to jump back to the gender neutral bathrooms debate. They are occupying…. wait for it……. the campus bathroom stalls. All the bathrooms are being occupied as they boycott class to make a statement.

I know you are probably thinking this has to be a joke, right? That is what I was completely convinced was the case. But after some research it turns out this is completely true. They are boycotting. And the very best part is this….. they are calling it…. wait for it, drum roll please, a shit-in. I kid you not.

The “Shit-In at Whitmore” demonstration began Monday morning at the Whitmore Administration building (which the activists have nicknamed “Queermore”), and organizers intend to have students continue occupying stalls in the building’s male and female restrooms until their demands are met, though the Facebook event specifies a Friday afternoon ending.

The primary goal of the protest is to convince the administration to convert additional bathrooms on campus into gender-neutral facilities by changing the signage, which the group believes will promote “trans inclusivity and safety on campus,” but GLU has also articulated two additional demands, pledging to continue obstructing toilets until all three are met.


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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's were they belong....in the s..t-house. Let them stay there, as long as they like. They'll come out when they use their meal cards at the cafeteria. My God, they are desperate for a social cause.

Anonymous said...

Do we just have nothing better to do

Anonymous said...

Kick them all out of College. No more student loans or grants!

Trump are you paying attention?

Anonymous said...

Block a toilet? No problem, just squat on them and do your business!!!

Anonymous said...

Remove all the toilets for 3 months

Anonymous said...

Trump will not be able to stop the sickness that is inherently part of this problem, the lack of morality! removing Gods good guidence from schools and Society. there are no boundaries, there is no black and white this is madness and satanic in nature it only leads to our doom and destruction. This is what public schools have done to our children this is insanity! They are attempting to flip society and nature on its head forcing people to accept this is in a inpossibility it is human nature to question abnormality. However removing God from the equation only compounds the situation and leaves us with what we have today

Anonymous said...

Squirt some deer pee in there and barricade the door.

Anonymous said...

Skunk would be better. That will bring on REAL tears.

Anonymous said...

S**t on them and piss them off.

Anonymous said...

It's past time to cut funding to these asswipes.

Anonymous said...

Obstructing a public facility. Yeah, there are laws against that.