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Wednesday, November 18, 2015

CLINTON AND TRUMP

 Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: 
"The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal." 
 
 
Hillary: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "You mean SEAL Team 6?" 
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "You mean voter fraud?" 
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Trump: "No the other one:" 
 
 
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "Obama's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "Obama's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "Obama's repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?" 
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "Obama's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one." 
 
 
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?" 
Trump: "THAT'S THE ONE!" 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This whole thing is ridiculous...I will be so glad when the next election is over...so many lies...so much hate...so much bigotry...so much hypocrisy...as my dad used to say...before you say something about someone else, you should look in the mirror. The only true thing is that people like Donald Trump can't handle the truth and they have all the answers until they have to put up or shut up. Is is out now that in fact the Bush administration knew there was going to be some sort of 9/11, yet hid the paper trail. Cheney made millions off the death souls of Iraq and America. Bush was a war monger who said there were weapons of mass destruction...before anything is said, check your facts folks and look in the mirror.

Anonymous said...

Havana Cigar progress.

Anonymous said...

And 4:18. Did you see yourself in the mirror Hillary?

Anonymous said...

If every democrat is a low information voter with no job that gets free stuff from the government paid for by republicans, how do you explain all the wealthy democrats that host $10,000 a plate fundraisers and parties to raise donations. I guess those people don't really exist, just made up figments of the imagination. They probably just hit the lottery with money off their EBT cards rather than being doctors, lawyers, business executives and CEOs. It is a shame that you are so narrow minded that you really believe BS that you have been fed for years.

Anonymous said...

Our government is Corruptible. And, it just didn't start with the Obama Administration. But, it could very well end with this administration is Al Qaeda or IsIs have their way.

Anonymous said...

No 5:49 - You are narrow minded and believe the BS you have been fed. We all know not all democrats are low info voters. However, the rich and powerful democrats use the programs, free crap, and brainwashing to increase voter base and are thankful for the low info voters. Unfortunately we have too many conservatives that just care about power no matter who is in charge. Your post simply shows you must be one of the low info voters, if you are not read Rules for Radicals!!