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Saturday, July 18, 2015

How to Win the War Against Drugs

1. Legalize Drugs

2. Require all Drugs to be purchased through Comcast Customer Service.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Won't work. Comcast has such poor service that a black market would arise. Then the government would send their agents of terror(aka police) out to control it. Then we would be back to where we are now.

Anonymous said...

I had a date with a Comcast customer relations lady the other night and she really got irritated when I told her I would pick her up between 6 & 10 PM.

Anonymous said...

Decriminalization is a tactic of the liberals because then they can claim crime has been reduced!! We are screwed.

Anonymous said...

Ive had them at the house 3 times this wk,and internet still doesn't work!! They've had me change all my equipment 3 times and I rewired my 9 yr old house, all of which did nothing. I had them use their equipment this wk still nothing. It's been 8 months fighting this thing. THEY ARE WOURTHLESS!!

Anonymous said...

lmao @ 10:31's comment