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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Brian Williams Tries To Save Career

Following NBC’s announcement of his six-month suspension without pay, Brian Williams has turned to super-lawyer Robert Barnett of Williams & Connolly to save his career. The pair met when they were Supreme Court clerks — oopsie, we guess that’s another misrepresentation.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...


I remember him talking about his clerkship with Jack Parr, and how he was the only clerk who'd worked on both the Dred Scott and Brown v. Board of Education cases. Then he got off track a bit and shared some recollections about helping Teddy Roosevelt learn to use Google Maps in the prelude to charging up San Juan Hill.

Anonymous said...

And let us not forget the founding of Alaska and Hawaii, and how he fought off great white sharks as he swam from down under to the pacific coast without a scratch!
What a slime ball.