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Friday, August 15, 2014

This Just In From A Viewer: STABBING

Last night at approximately midnight, a crew member stabbed the captain and another crew member on a vessel traveling 24 miles off the coast of Rehoboth, DE. The person who stabbed the captain and crew member then jumped overboard. 

The victims were air lifted off the vessel for medical treatment. Their condition is unknown. Authorities are searching for the person who jumped overboard, a 47 year old male of Chinese decent.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too bad Septima wasn't available.Where's a hungry Tiger Shark when you need one?

Anonymous said...

Interesting escape plan.

Anonymous said...

Chinese buffet for the sea life.

Anonymous said...

At least he had sense enough to jump off in Delaware waters no Maryland where they would tax his family to death & charge them for bring them the body!

Anonymous said...

You're going to stab somebody 24 miles off the coast without a better getaway plan than jumping overboard?

Anonymous said...

Maybe they won't find him...