Gun Control Has Started

It has already started at Bass Pro Stores. There was a bit of confusion at their store this weekend.

When I was ready to pay for my purchase of some bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about these gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!