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Tuesday, April 01, 2014

LOST DOG 4-1-14

95 pound Rottweiler-Tasmanian Devil-American Staffordshire Terrier Mix
Last seen near Salisbury Zoo, eyeing the American Bison exhibit.
Used to answer to "Dentyne". 
Now answers to No One. 

Seen here greeting Grandma at the 2013 family picnic.

May still be trailing a 30 pound steel chain and 4 foot iron stake.

If seen, try to remain calm and absolutely still. Do not make eye 
contact or the slightest sound. Do not reach for or display a cellphone.
(He has a thing about those.)

If, by some remote chance, he comes to you smiling and with
tail wagging, take him home with you. He's yours. 
He hasn't worked out for us and needs a loving home.

Remember the cellphone thing.


Anonymous said...

Thanks for the explanation .For a moment I thought it was my ex wife.

Anonymous said...

He could be what caused the Weiner mobile to go off the road!

Anonymous said...

It could be my brother-in law

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

April Fool!!

You know that dog is "Fluffy" from next door!!

Anonymous said...

That's clearly a chupacabra!

Anonymous said...

That's a picture of my dog when we brought the pound kitty home. Now the cat looks like that, the dog hides. Can't we all all just get along?

Anonymous said...

Or a mutated Honey Badger.

OMG said...

That is the REAL MICHELLE OBAMA w/o make-up....