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Monday, December 09, 2013

SMART FLIGHT ATTENDANT

Hooray for the attendant.
We should never, under any circumstances, give in to someone with a request like this.
They have no right to demand such a favor.

A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat.

The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible.

Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat.

The man said "I cannot sit here next to this infidel."

The flight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."

After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "There are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class."

About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class.

It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."

Before the irate Muslim man could say anything, the attendant gestured to the elderly woman and said,

"Therefore, madam, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person."

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation.

I say, can I get an Amen to that!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have an Amen and then some!

Gerald, retired Detroit cop said...

About time American's quit bowing down to these Terrorists! If they don't like America or us Americans, then they should leave, yes, please leave! We don't want you here, America is a Judo-Christian Nation. As for calling all of the Muslims terrorist, well, in my experience, that is what they are. Either terrorists, or criminals, and if not involved directly, than supporting them. (Business owners in OC that got indicted)

Anonymous said...

Whenever liberals remind me that most muslims are peaceful I tell them that only when they RESPECT other religions and treat women as equals will they be respected in our world.

We do not live in ancient times.

Anonymous said...

Dam terrorist!!!!!! Should have kicked him off the plane and had homeland security work him over...

Anonymous said...

Amen we all need to treat all people fairly, and if they don't respond to being pleasant, then we don't have to be rugs.

Anonymous said...

6:40 - "They" still do though!

Anonymous said...

If you don't like the good old USA then leave we will not miss you !!!

Anonymous said...

Of course, you all understand this is a fictional account. I fly for a major airline and different versions of the basic story have been floating around for years.