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Saturday, June 02, 2012

Michelle Obama Totally Did Not Read Her Husband’s Book

So last night on the Daily Show, Michelle Obama decided to take it upon herself to ensure America that Barack is no longer that dude who smoked pot in random areas of Oahu in high school and totally felt entitled to take hits off the joint when it definitely was not his turn.

Instead, he is a focused, respectable man who is definitely nothing like his former self, because, you see, when his dad died, Barack Obama was inspired – at that very moment – to transfer to Columbia and make something of himself. He picked himself up, dusted himself off, shipped them his high school transcripts and packed up everything that wasn’t nailed down.

Because that’s what awesome people do, or something. Because they’re awesome.

The First Lady credited his parents with getting her future husband back on course.

“He had a mother that was saying ‘you’re so gifted, you’re so talented,’ and would slap him on the head (and say) ‘get yourself together,” she said.

But it wasn’t until his father died, she told Stewart, that he truly grew up.

“That was one of those click-in moments,” she said. “And he really buckled down, he transferred schools, went to Columbia and thought about how to use life to the fullest.”

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

And read further. Obama entered Columbia in 1981 and his father died in 1982. Just another lie. Does it never end.

Anonymous said...

It's sad when even the first 'lady' can't keep up with his lies.

Keep blindly following your messiah into the darkness that lies beneath Michelle. He isn't good for anyone with the exception of maybe you and his offspring who seem to have no problem living it up on the taxpayers dole.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if anyone has added up all the taxpayers' $$$ that the Obamas have spent on themselves *like the multiple vacations and ugly designer fashions Michelle wears) vs. other presidents and their families.

Anonymous said...

This is how some at the Board of Ed. respond to legitimate questions. They lie. Then if you point out the lie, they say, "Are you still on that? We've moved on."

Anonymous said...

The only degree he has is a "BS". Nuff said!