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Sunday, July 11, 2010

Deadly Disease

Subject: Gonorrhea Lectim (deadly disease)
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called
Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is
a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims
contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been
infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how
destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose
in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such
behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and
eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New
Jersey, Utah, West Virginia, and apparently now Massachusetts, with
many more seeing the writing on the wall.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LIKE IT... VERY FUNNY!!

jbartrug said...

Its time for a Revolution!