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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Wanna Go For A Ride Little Girl?

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street..

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer!

I'll give you 20 Bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out.............

"Look Dad. You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley, YOU RIDE IT!"

4 comments:

Reconciled1 said...

Friend don't let friends ride rice burners

Anonymous said...

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley?

The location of the dirtbag

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA. this is funny.

I ride a honda cruiser though, and I like it. But I would like a Harley more..

big mike said...

you know why harley riders like chrome parts?

makes em easier tp find on the side of the road when they fall off....


whats the other difference in a hoover and a harley?

on a harley you can fit 2 dirt bags

lol...just kidding...love em all..get your knees in the breeze