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Saturday, October 14, 2006

The Old Mall Owner Meets With City Officials


Hello Chief, Inspector, Chief, Inspector.
Chief, Chief, Inspector, Inspector.
Inspector, Chief, Chief, Inspector.
Inspector, Chief, Inspector, Chief.

Hey, Guys, can we make the decision if we can open a XXX Rated Peep Show Shop here or not? I thought it was a Strip Club?
No, the Bikers want a Pudding Wrestling Club here.
What's this rumor of a Key Club?
Will you have a Fire Pole in the joint?

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