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Saturday, February 06, 2010

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!


If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

TOOOOOO FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

You are assinated if you are killed because of the office you hold.

Anonymous said...

2:13's comment reminded me of an old joke

A man was stopped by a Police officer because he was walking down the street with a computer, chair and desk and a file cabinent on a flat bed dolly. The Officer asked what was going on and the man replied, I am impersonating an
Office, Sir
nuk nuk nuk
ok...sorry but the snow has made me stir crazy and bored...lol

Anonymous said...

The dog knows fresh air when he smells it.