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Friday, April 11, 2008

Master Card Wedding


You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests..

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. For a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
said, "F---you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family member s.

This guy has ba{{s the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'price less' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

A Mastercard Wedding

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least he is a showman. Win the crowd Maximus, and you will win your freedom...

Anonymous said...

OMFG

Anonymous said...

Is that a true picture of the bride and groom? Too funny.

joe albero said...

The idea of the story is the entertainment factor.

Anonymous said...

man, if that is really a true story, then HATS OFF TO THE GUY!!!!! It too much reminds me of similar things i've seen dumb-assed people ( and familes ) sit through, knowing that the bride ( or groom) was having the time time of their life screwing around, and yet they still carry on the "ceremony" of giving their lives to each other. when adude gets caught doing it, every dame in the world talks about how much of a "dog" a man is. got news for you. the are more no-good cheating wives & "fiancees" wearing rings & gettin' their butts in the air for a strange one than one wants to admit. WAY TO GO, DUDE MAN, IF IT'S A TRUE STORY!!

Anonymous said...

That is too funny....If the parents hed that kind of money, I would have tried to get a free car before I married the bitch...only in my name of course!!!

Anonymous said...

Payback is a biotch. got to love it

Anonymous said...

You no longer have to be faithful to your spouse. President -elect Obama says change is good. It's the spice of life. Barrack will make it legal to cheat if the reason is that you needed a change in your sex and love life. You people who are hesitant to go along with your next president remember that there is no sex unless penetration takes place. These are the words of the honorable President Clinton.As patriotic Americans, we can't argue with the powers to be.