Dad's Post-Kid-Puking Texts to Mom Are So Awful They're Funny

"So this just happened," dad Ben Patterson texted his wife Stephanie, who had gone out with friends, along with a photo of his son covered in barf while strapped into his car seat. "I just pulled over and am trying not to throw up myself."

No answer from Stephanie.

Then, unfortunately, while cleaning up Declan, Ben got sick himself. "It smells SO BAD," the desperate father writes.

Still, no answer from Mom.

The urgent pleas for help continue:

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