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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

The Rand McNally Road Atlas Dumps The Salisbury Zoo



Because of Ron Alessi and Jim Rapp, the Rand McNally Road Atlas refused to add the Salisbury Zoo as one of their major attractions once again in Maryland.

The lack of animals was certainly their first clue but Ron Alessi says he's proud to be a part of one of the best small Zoo's in America. OK Ron, who said it was one of the best small Zoo's in America, YOU? Maybe Barrie Tilghman?

Could it be they arrived on any one of the multiple days the 5 mauled ducks were found floating in or next to the river in one of the exhibits?

What I can assure you is, IF the Salisbury Zoo was in fact such a nice place, no one else recognizes that any more other than Ron Alessi, Barrie Tilghman and Jim Rapp. Rand McNally didn't pick the Salisbury Zoo because it's no longer a nice atraction, period, end of story.

4 comments:

joe albero said...

Have you visited the Salisbury Zoo lately? Go stand by the Llamas and take a good sniff!

And please don't come back with it doesn't stink down there any more because it would be a flat out lie.

joe albero said...

Maybe he meant to say, stream?

Let me forewarn you Sam, if you go on the attack each and every time you come on here I'm going to drop your comments.

joe albero said...

:-) Nobody bodders me edda!

joe albero said...

What kind of sense does this make Sam? Mr. Alessi, how many animals are left in the Salisbury Zoo? No Comment.

Get a grip Sam and go away. You're picking on little things and every time we back you into a corner with facts you simply change the subject. You're worthless here so go away.