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Monday, October 16, 2006

I'll Get You My Pretty, And Your Little Dog Too!!!!


When you're in Oz, (I mean Salisbury) watch out for the Witch and her Flying Monkeys!





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The Signs Keep Popping Up Everywhere!


Whoops, is this a free plug for ABBA Bail Bonds? Not really, it's designed to promote CJ Jannace for County Executive.

Say Goodnight Gracie!

Jim Rapp Removes Alessi Signs

As I was driving down Camden Avenue today I looked over towards Jim Rapp's house and there wasn't a single vehicle in front of his home. That being said, it was very evident there were NO Ron Alessi signs, (there were two of them) while neighbors all around that area had signs up everywhere. Few Alessi signs but nevertheless they still had signs up.

Could Alessi have had enough association with Jim Rapp and ask that his signs be removed? Enquiring minds want to know!

We're Going To SMOKE The Competition


As the Jannace campaign continues to gain momentum, Independent Voters could play a major roll in the final results of this competition.

Fortunately the Republicans now have someone qualified to do the job through Charles Jannace and they no longer have to throw away their vote to Ron Alessi and or Rick Pollitt.

With Charles & BJ as a team, this is a race between Jannace and Pollitt and that's all there is to it any more.

That being said, Rick is a wonderful man, as is Charles Jannace. The question lies, who can actually make a difference for the better? Who can perform and make those changes happen? If you want growth, vote for Pollitt. If you want better Schools, controlled growth and developers actually answering to the County, instead of the other way around, vote for Jannace. Visit their Websites and become educated, THEN GET OUT TO THE POLLS AND VOTE.

Your vote is very important to Wicomico County. Please don't waste your vote on Ron Alessi as there's no way the man can even come close to winning. If you want a Republican in office, vote for Charles Jannace. If you can't decide, well, I like Mickey Mouse AND Donald Duck!

What's It Been, 2 Weeks?



Date: October 12, 2006
Press Release: Candidate Support
The Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 111 set criteria to endorse candidates vying for positions in Wicomico County Government. During this process, the criteria was not met. However, the information that was received from members of the lodge during this process produced the following results. The lodge felt that this information was important to give to the voters of Wicomico County . While this is not a formal endorsement for any of the candidates, the results below show by percentage, the support for each candidate.
County Executive
Richard Pollitt 45%
Ronald Alessi 32%
Charles Jannace 23%



County Council District 1-Unopposed
Sheree Sample-Hughes 100%
County Council at Large
Melvin Caldwell 41%
John Cannon 41%
William McCain 13%
Brenda Hughey-Jones 5%
County Council District 2-Unopposed
Stevie Prettyman 100%
Clerk of Court
Mark Bowen 57%
James Gillespie 43%
County Council District 3
Gail Bartkovich 88%
Michael Pretl 12%
Sheriff
Mike Lewis 95%
Kirk Daugherty 5%
County Council District 4
Bryan Brushmiller 79%
David MacLeod 21%

County Council District 5
Joe Holloway 70%
Ed Werkheiser 30%
Release By: Mark Wagner, FOP #111 President410-543-1185

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Ren Takes The Show Today In New Jersey!!!!!




















We're on a major roll this weekend Folks. Ren won his very first Major today with handler Cassandra Williams. Yesterday she and Nemo took the Show in New York and finished him and today she took the Show in New Jersey, this girl is HOT!

Ren has pretty much won every show he has entered but today was a Major and he only needs one more Major and one more point and he too will be finished! Unbelievable! The Eastern Shore is rocking and rolling with winners this week!

Let's see, how many awards has the Zoo received in the past few years? Before Jim Rapp came along the Salisbury Zoo was recognized as one of the top 10 small Zoo's in America. Karma Barrie, Karma.

Harvard Mechanical Is Adding 300 New Jobs















I heard recently Harvard Mechanical will be adding 300 new jobs to the area. Now don't get too excited Folks, these jobs are $6.50 an hour positions, (for the most part) and will bring in an unbelievable amount of additional traffic to the Old Mall area!

We sat there and watched what seemed like hundreds of cars pulling out of their parking lot at lunch time and this was only one side of a two sided entrance cars can get in and out of from this parking lot.

If the Old Mall were smart they'd open a Fast Food Restaurant just across the street and make a killing! More importantly, who the heck does this Mayor think she is trying to fool everyone that traffic won't be a problem after they build out the Old Mall into residential and commercial properties? Oh, for any of the Idiots that live near the Old Mall and supposedly think it's not going to be a problem, they have pills for your mental conditions.

Sell NOW and get the heck out of that neighborhood before it's too late!

Stops At R. R. X-Ings........ NOT!


Not on Naylor Mill Road anyway!

This truck cruised right over the R.R. Tracks at a good 40 mph yesterday. Why put the sign on the back if you're not going to obey it?

Saturday, October 14, 2006

The Harris Family Treated The Jannace Campaign To A Wonderful Boat Trip Down The Wicomico River
























Good friends and fellowship were achieved this evening thanks to the Harris Family.

The spread was unbelievable and everyone had a fantastic time.

Did I mention that the Harris Family were the ones that donated the $5,000.00 for the Otters at the Salisbury Zoo and Jim Rapp took credit for the whole thing?

Say Goodnight Gracie!

NEMO IS A CHAMPION!!!!!!


Ladies & Gentlemen,

Nemo has just won"Best Of Winners" at the New York Show just moments ago and he is finished, he's a Champion and is immediately retired!

This is BIG NEWS! Salisbury has another Champion Dog handled by Cassandra Williams!!!!

The Night Of The Living Zoo



BOO!














Don't forget to bring your children out tonight to the Salisbury Zoo for their annual Halloween event. This is the final night for the event.

Last night there were groups of teenagers just hanging out just outside the entrance of the Zoo.

I doubt very seriously this is the kind of crowd the Zoo was expecting as this event is more for children, not teenagers. As long as their paying though, who cares, right?

It's a huge fund raiser for the Zoo and with the weather holding out it should bring in some $35,000.00 for the Zoo. We'll have to see if Ron Alessi announces the figures at the next Zoo Commission Meeting?

The Old Mall Owner Meets With City Officials


Hello Chief, Inspector, Chief, Inspector.
Chief, Chief, Inspector, Inspector.
Inspector, Chief, Chief, Inspector.
Inspector, Chief, Inspector, Chief.

Hey, Guys, can we make the decision if we can open a XXX Rated Peep Show Shop here or not? I thought it was a Strip Club?
No, the Bikers want a Pudding Wrestling Club here.
What's this rumor of a Key Club?
Will you have a Fire Pole in the joint?

They're Gone, LET'S PARTY!


Very soon after the authorities left the Old Salisbury Mall, one of the Owners of the Mall decided it was time to clean up and have a little fun.

Tell me, would you bring this home to Momma?

Shame On You Bubba!


The Abbott and Costello couple were at it again!

Although his head was turned and we couldn't exactly hear what he was saying, it seemed obvious Mike Dunn was tearing Bubba a new one for something or other. Why just look at his guilt.

Then again, maybe he was discussing the Write In CJ Jannace for County Executive Sign in the background? All I can say is from the looks of things is, I've been a baaaaaad boy Abbott.

Friday, October 13, 2006

National-Joe-A-Graphic Makes A Difference!!!!!

We just heard over the radio that the City of Salisbury Police Department is now offering cash rewards for the arrest of criminals breaking laws in Downtown Salisbury, especially the Old Salisbury Mall.

They are claiming crime is out of hand and if you're willing to turn someone in, they'll pay rewards for doing so. Looks like a LOT of people are about to become very rich in the City of Salisbury.

I'd like to report the Mayor for stealing $16,000,000.00 from the Citizens for a TIF. I'd like to report John Jacobs and Dave Winslow for illegally dumping more than a million gallons of water a day from the WWTP directly into the Wicomico River. I'd also like to report them for illegally storing human feces in piles improperly as well as an illegal sludge pit.

I'd like to report Ron Alessi and Jim Rapp for illegally dumping raw sewage into the river at the Salisbury Zoo. Mr. Webster, all of this can be backed up by the MDE for confirmation. Then there's Paul Wilber billing the City of Salisbury but doesn't provide any detailed billing. It's been months now and it's my understanding he still hasn't provided what was asked for.

UPDATE* Might I add this little charmer as well. Don't hesitate scrolling down Chief and viewing one of your own Officers allowing the law to be broken right in front of his face. This is UNBELIEVABLE! Click Here

Please make the checks out to Joseph Albero, not Joe. I'll be there Monday to pick them up. YAHOO!

CRITICAL INTENTION MOTORCYCLE RIDERS ARE LIARS!

The following message comes from their own Director telling all of their people to stay off the Old Mal property. They continue to flat out lie stating they have written permission to do stunts on that property, yet the Mall Owners have confidently informed me this is absolutely a lie. This message proves the Mall Owners to be truthful and CRITICAL INTENTION people are flat out liars. They do NOT have permission, never did, never will.

http://criticalintentions.com/Guestbook
DO NOT RIDE!!!!!!! AT OLD MALL
IF YOUR IN CRITICAL INTENTIONS DO NOT GO TO THE OLD MALL FOR REASON IF YOU DO IT WILL BE @ YOUR OWN RISK DONT EVEN RIDE THROUGH THE PARKING LOT THIS IS YOUR WARNING AFTER TODAY OCTOBER 10 2006 @10AM ITS YOUR ASS SO DONT SAY YOU RIDE WITH US IF YOU GET CAUGHT UP CAUSE I WARNING YOU NOW THIS IS YOUR GRACE PERIOD DONT GO THERE NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIRECTOR CRITICAL INTENTIONS

What Happened To My Thursday Newspaper????















I never did receive my Thursday Daily Times, in which I already paid for in advance! I charge it to my credit card every month and I didn't receive a telephone call yesterday telling me I was going to receive a full credit for not receiving my paper at all?

Usually when these things happen I receive the paper the following day but today was a completely different story. I looked in my box and there was only one paper, today's paper. No Thursday Daily Times.

Shall I call the Police, Ive been robbed?

The Pittsville Debate























Joe Ollinger, simply put, is an idiot! This representative of the failing Alessi Campaign was listening to Charles Jannace state that it seemed ironic that he was excluded from the PACE Debate because the Alessi Campaign influenced PACE and came up with a ruling to this day still could not be produced to Mr. Jannace after all this time. Joe Ollinger SHOUTED out, "THAT'S A LIE, THAT'S NOT TRUE!"

Mr. Jannace quickly said, now I didn't interrupt you when you were up here speaking. The entire crowd realized this guy was a complete idiot and it once again proved that everyone involved in that campaign is aggressive and will go on the attack at any given moment. Alessi can claim all he wants that they are gentlemen and they like to handle things civilly but as we will clearly point out each and every day, they cannot control themselves and they're out of control.

I personally told the man to shut his mouth after he tried to continue speaking and he immediately shut up. You're NOT going to bully me Ollinger, haven't you learned that yet?

I was personally VERY disappointed in last nights turn out! Considering this was a Fire Department Related Debate, where the hell were the Fire Fighters? They want to ask a million and one fire related questions and there was maybe a hand full of Fire Fighters there. It's no wonder the Eastern Shore is labeled the way it is. An 18% turn out at the Polls simply shows how there's about 18% of the Eastern Shore that is edumicated and the rest can't even spell that word. LOL

Seriously though Folks, what the hell is wrong with you people? You complain left and right about how badly things suck around here and now you have a grand opportunity to truly make a difference and I guess 82% of you are edumicated by yard signs. Guess what there Earl, that there signs a perty lookin sign, I'ma gonna vote for that there fella! Glee, Glee, Glee!

I guess we'll be able to tell the amount of Eastern Shore Idiots by the amount of Alessi votes. This should get VERY interesting! By the way Ron, I'd be afraid to show up and compete against Charles Jannace if I were you too. Don't feel bad for hiding from competition last night, Ollinger was just as big an idiot as you are and read from the same script as you do. However, he read it much more easily than you do because he writes everything you read anyway. You just can't flow through it as easy as he can.

Our Gang


It's been a lot of years but after finding Gary Coleman as a security guard in Las Vegas we finally found Alfalfa from the Little Rascles.















When they started firing questions at last nights debate, you know, (the one Ron Alessi refused to attend) it was mainly fireman related questions and quite frankly, everyone started getting tired of them quickly!

There isn't enough time for such serious County related issues to simply debate about the Fire Departments wants and needs and they wasted a TON of time on issues the County Executive CANNOT fix or change anyway. Fortunately Charles Jannace brought that to their attention and things started to change.

More To Come......

Thursday, October 12, 2006


















Not only was there black mold growing everywhere, one Firefighter stated, "When I would look up towards the ceiling, most of what I saw was sky!"

More later.........