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Monday, September 11, 2017

Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

 
*  ATD - At the Doctor

*  BFF - Best Friends Funeral

*  BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

*  BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

*  CBM - Covered by Medicare

*  CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

*  DWI - Driving While Incontinent

*  FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

*  GHA - Got Heartburn Again

*  HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living on Lipitor

*  OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

*  TOT - Texting on Toilet

*  WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help. GGLKI
 (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

GGVKI,gotta go Viagra kicking in.

Anonymous said...


GREAT!! Saves a lot of typing!! :)
USN-RET

Rebel Without a Clue said...

Must share!!!