Scumbags love Christmastime. While so many eagerly await the special day and buy gifts for loved ones, there are plenty of morally-bankrupt thieves out there who are willing to sully this holy holiday with their illegalities. One man had had enough of a local package thief and decided to teach him a lesson and it’s quite hilarious.
A homeowner in Las Vegas came up with a creative way to deal with thieves stealing his packages.
Eric Bardo left a package filled with dog poop on his doorstep after he was “fed up” with reports of local package thefts. He felt this was the perfect way to keep the thieves away.
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Hahaha!! I did something similar years ago, when the neighbor would send one of their bratty kids over to steal our Sunday newspaper, shortly after it was delivered. (I know because I saw them open the door and the kid run directly for our newspaper box, take the paper and run back inside.)
I saved the previous week's paper, opened up the pages and emptied the worst of the litterbox in between the pages before rolling it back up nice and tight, even putting a rubber band around it and slipping it into one of those thin protective baggies. I was ready when the new one was delivered, took that one inside after slipping the "loaded" one into the box.
Sure enough, there's the kid running across the road making a beeline for my newspaper. I watched him take it inside and close the front door. Not ten minutes later, I saw the slackjawed Pappy shuffle out in his bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots with a trashbag, looking like he was going to keel over dead of a heart attack, he was so red. He wouldn't even look over at our house, just lifted the bag into his trash can and shuffled all stiff-legged in a hurry back inside their house.
Little bastard never took my paper again, and white trash finally moved out later the following year. Good riddance.
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