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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Communications Between A Man And A Woman

My wife was very busy yesterday so I asked her if there was anything I could do to help. She said, “Yes, thank you. Please take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them, and put them in the big pot to cook.” Then she went in the other room to finish what she was working on. When she came back into the kitchen, she started yelling at me and calling me stupid, idiot, moron and a few other not-so-nice names. It must be that "Mars vs Venus" thing......

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No dumbie, you peeled the wrong half.

Anonymous said...

Roughage.