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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

PLEASE VOTE FOR MY HUSBAND!

Dear American Taxpayer

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not
ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard
working American people for paying $242 thousand
dollars for my vacation in Spain.

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends,
my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.

Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed
in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two
and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged
along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.
By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol,
I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant
in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters!
I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty,
but what can you do if you're not in Europe, you have to just grin and bear it?

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate
according to Government Accounting Office reports)
only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip
and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.

These are only rough estimates, but they are close.
That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend
Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American
citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and
drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling
to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet.
So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you
find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family
on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.
I just had to get away for a few days.

Cordially,
Michelle Obama

P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip
to India from which we just returned!

P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to
Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous.

And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our
dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children
could have him with us while we were away from the
White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't
take him on Air Force One because he might pee
on some wires or something.

P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for
our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000
square foot house was great!
P.SSSs don't forget my ski trip to Vail this winter
and now the girls and I are in Africa with my mom.
All this while Barack golfs and campaigns to
keep my trips coming for the next 4 years !
Love Ya! Remember, we all have to share the pain of these
economic times equally!
Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why did you have to put that photo of Queen Michelle at the top of your page this morning? I almost lost my breakfast!

Anonymous said...

You would think she was married to Marion Barry.

Anonymous said...

Well, that just about sums it up for her life in the White House so far.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to come back here the day after President Obama wins reelection. You people are going to be a real hoot. I'm already stocking up on popcorn.

Anonymous said...

While all the presidents and their families have taken trips here and abroad; I truly believe the current president and his wife have taken advantage of the american people. They say one thing, when all the while their deception on the american people is running rampant. When unemployment is at a record high, food prices are out of this world not to mention gas prices and these do-nothings steal from the taxpayer. He gives his flowery speeches and the non-thinking people just keep giving them more.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't some small African country need a new queen?

Anonymous said...

Little people who think they are great. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely!

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that Gov O'Malley made a trip to India "to recruit business to Md" gee i think he took 150 friends, wives, etc. And the recently released information from the Republican Party yesterday of Senators and their wives swimming in the ocean after partying and drinking at a luxury beachfront hotel. Why are any of the families afforded that luxury. And while you are at it, lets start comparing how many trips George 1 and 2 enjoyed with their families while serving as President. It's not just Democrats folks the Republicans have and are having their party on taxpayers as well. Fair is Fair.

Anonymous said...

Posts like this are completely misleading and intellectually dishonest. They are simply used as a dog whistle for the racist hiding under the rocks of this country. Keep it up Bozo, this type of crap will not play with people that have even a half of a brain. It obviously plays to the uneducated morons like you and your 6 minion followers.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad this comment is anonymous.I love walking through thrift stores,looking at every imagineable thing people have donated.Places like Goodwill,The Opportunity Shop,Salvation Army Thrift Store,etc are amazing places to go & browse even though I sometimes leave empty handed.Michelle probably does not know these places exist,as having that knowledge would be beneath her dignity.She'd rather die than get a $1 item from a fast food restaurant.Just my opinion.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to come back here the day after President Obama wins reelection. You people are going to be a real hoot. I'm already stocking up on popcorn.

August 22, 2012 8:32 AM

You are stocking up on the wrong items, jag off.

Anonymous said...

No, I will not vote for your husband.

lmclain said...

10:04 is one of those "half-brained" non-thinking people that would still think obama is the second coming of Christ, even if he sprouted horns and drew a pentagram in the Oval Office. Everyone who thinks obama is incompetent are NOT "racists". Nice try. And please stop acting as if racists only exist in the conservative section. FACTS (and quotes) prove otherwise. Now get back under your rock...

Anonymous said...

I would gladly pitch in to send her and her family back to Chicago for good.

Anonymous said...

Re:1004--Pulling the racist card is not going to be appropriate in this election. The major issue in 2012 is the economy, silly! I believe that most Republicans admire Condoleeza Rice and she, unless you have not noticed, happens to be black. She is also one of the most brilliant, dignified individuals in public life. Mr. O'bama seems to lack both brains and courage in dealing with the extreme problems in this country. Opposing his pitiful agenda is showing intelligence and discernment. So there!

Anonymous said...

Yes, 10:04. What does the term "You're a racist" mean? It means some liberal moron just lost an argument and has nothing intelligent to say. But then again I said a liberal has nothing intelligent to say. But then, I repeat myself.

Truth be told as Mark Twain once said: "There is no greater annoyance than a good example."

Hope and change? Here's a change for you: Try thinking, liberals, that WOULD be a change.