"Don't judge me, I ate a spoonful!" Serena admitted. "Let's fast forward to two hours -- I just ran to the toilet. Like, I thought I was gonna pass out."
"It did taste weird," she added. "I forced swallowed it ... it tasted a little bit like a house cleaner kind of thing."
Though Serena laughed off the incident, she did say she felt "really sick."
"I don't think it's consumable for humans ... and they should have wrote that!" she joked. "I am on the struggle boat. I guess I'm going to look really svelte on the court tomorrow."
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ReplyDeleteI tried my dogs cookie looked and tasted good he deserves the best
ReplyDeleteHope she didn't go outside and piss on a fire hydrant.
ReplyDeleteSerena = WHO CARES?
ReplyDeleteAgreed!
DeleteWell, she does look like a dog.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this even news?
ReplyDeleteWe're a voyeuristic society. What people say and do on social media is now worthy of comment and rebuttal. There are entire blogs devoted to it. The new gossip mags, I guess.
DeleteI hope she changed brands. Why would she keep feeding her dog crappy food?
ReplyDelete"They should have wrote that". Another Shakespeare. Go grunt some backhands.
ReplyDeleteI came home drunk and starving once and ate a Gaines Burger on a bun.I have no idea why my mother put the entire box in the refrigerator,but they looked like hamburgers.
ReplyDeleteSome don't puke it back up.
ReplyDeleteI have done subcontract work in a dog food facility, and have seen pallet pieces and plastic wrap go right into the auger hopper grinder and cooked into dry dog food. And this is a "Premium" brand! It's gross, and makes me wonder what I feed my dog.I will do a taste test on it because I love my friends! What I feed them tastes good and does not make me sick. I expect this every day. However, it's a gamble worth taking.
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ReplyDeleteOr worse! Drag her behind across the carpet.
Just saying that behind is one of a kind!!! She can eat a little alpo if she wants
ReplyDeletehow many pit bulls does she own
ReplyDeleteShe probably just did it for the enforcement,
ReplyDelete"I'm Serena Williams and I ONLY buy Gravy Train because it tastes the best and keeps me regular".
Who cares she could camp that big 'ol booty right beside me anytime she wanted and I'd serve her alpo, gravy train, purina in bed
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