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Monday, March 09, 2015

The Psychic

Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”

“Which one?’” Obama asks nervously.

“It doesn’t matter,” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 9, 2015 at 7:04 AM

    True, oh so true!!

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  2. AnonymousMarch 9, 2015 at 7:46 AM

    That leaves out Christmas for sure.And Easter.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 9, 2015 at 9:06 AM

    7:46 - nooooo...they'll celebrate the day for the new reason...

    If he passes during Ramadan - I'll celebrate...with a ham sandwich!

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  4. AnonymousMarch 9, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    He's killing this country so the sooner he croaks the better.
    Uh oh. Here come the thought police to knock on my door.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 9, 2015 at 4:00 PM

    I guess Obama and his supporters think that is a "racist" joke.

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