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Monday, February 10, 2014

Man Responsible For Olympic Ring Mishap Found Dead In Sochi

The man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during last night’s Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Russia was found dead today.

According to local reports the body of T. Borris Avdeyev was found his hotel room early this morning with multiple stab wounds.

Avdeyev was a technical specialist responsible for the Olympic Ring spectacle, which embarrassingly malfunctioned last night. Five animatronic snowflakes were supposed to transform into Olympic Rings. The first four functioned properly but the fifth snowflake failed to change shape.

Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.

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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 1:28 PM

    Yeah, I am sure Vlad had nothing to do with this. Just coincidence right?

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 1:43 PM

    Umm fell on a bunch of knives? Yeh right...Only in russia...

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  3. Copy their attitude...February 10, 2014 at 2:01 PM

    Shame we cannot do that for those who abuse us in politics...

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 2:02 PM


    This is a fake story from a satire internet site. It is a JOKE, not a real story. The Daily Current does fake/satire/humorous articles.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 2:45 PM

    If this was real and it happened in the US it would be reported as suicide. Remember Vince Foster who shot himself in the back of the head and the gun was found in his right hand? (He was left handed). That was not a joke.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 3:19 PM

    Joke or not the Olympics suck! Who in God's name approved of the Location? Somebody should be ashamed.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    I agree 2:45

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 3:46 PM

    I once knew a guy who shot himself twice in the head,so this isn't too far fetched.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    People who dont like America head on over there where if you screw up the lights or dont clap to the dictators liking your history.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 8:33 PM

    Thank you 2:02 for being the only one here to realize thismis fake

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 10:05 PM

    Badly mangled body stabbed multiple times but officials don't suspect foul play? Ain't communism wonderful?

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2014 at 10:21 PM

    Daily Currant = satirical newspaper

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