Atlanta
ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 832 --
You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L -- Allah is Great."
...Pause...
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE; INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus.
Y'all be careful now ya hear and tell Allah "hey" for us!"
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lame. If conserv. spent more time brainstorming strategy and less time on bad jokes, we might actually get a good product out of congress
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ReplyDeleteIt is a joke. The problem with todays P.C. society is you cant even tell a joke. Grow up.
i bet if it was a joke against christians you wouldnt have a problem with it.
Always use your manners. Great joke.
ReplyDeleteWe saw those "southern manners" at the POTUS address to congress. Southerners talk all the time about their manners...........just talk.
ReplyDeletewho stated anything about being P.C.? Who said anything about religion? Lame joke no matter what the particular slant is. And again, less time on bad jokes = more time working on sound policy. You're oversensitivity tells me YOU are probably one of the ones screaming "racist" 24/7
ReplyDeleteEasy people...mass deaths of innocent civilians is always funny. Go with it.
ReplyDeleteFunny joke Don't get riled up.
ReplyDeletesooo funny! lighten up folks, this is just a spin on the old race record, "Flight of NAACP 105" by The Sons of Mississippi, modernized, of course, for more sophisticated bigots.
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