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Monday, December 10, 2012

WATCH YOUR MAILBOX

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my behind and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Yours should arrive soon.

3 comments:

  1. I'm gonna crazy glue my mailbox shut so the carrier has to hand deliver it to me personally.

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  2. I's sitting here laughing, but there could be some truth in this.

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  3. no 12:37; much truth. still laughing...

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