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Monday, June 17, 2019

Ocasio-Cortez vows to use only lowercase letters to fight capitalism

Capitalism has been way too successful at creating wealth across demographics for two centuries and democratic socialists like Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez have had enough.

She has consequently vowed to use only lowercase letters when communicating to fight all forms of capitalism.

“Capitalism is killing people in the streets,” Ocasio-Cortez said in an interview. “And I’m not going to contribute to capitalism by using any capital letters, even when I’m speaking.”



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9 comments:

  1. If this was truly uttered satirically, ha ha ha. However, based on other rhetorical gaffs one is hesitant to believe she is not actually sincere.

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  2. safe to assume she'll only be using the cyrillic alphabet also since that's what her commie fellow travelers in mother russia use?

    asking for a friend
    /sar
    c

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  3. Ask her the difference between capital and capitol. We'll wait.

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  4. How does one speak in small case letters?

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  5. ocasio-cortez CAN KISS MY ASS !!!

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  6. aoc is a jilla$$!

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  7. She IS a LOWER case Letter !!!! Really LOOOOW !!!!

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  8. She needs a Lower Case Trojen !!!!

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