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Sunday, March 17, 2019

DEMS TO INTRODUCE BILL REQUIRING MEN CALL POLICE WHEN THEY ‘RELEASE SPERM FROM THEIR TESTICLES’

A pair of Georgia Democrat lawmakers are planning to introduce a bill that would require men to call police when they ejaculate, and classify unprotected sex as “aggravated assault” on the men’s part.

State Reps. Dar’shun Kendrick, of Lithonia, and Park Cannon, of Atlanta are putting forward a “testicular bill of rights” in protest of Georgia’s House passing a bill preventing abortions once a heartbeat is detected in the womb.

“Introducing my ‘testicular bill of rights’ legislative package. You want some regulation of bodies and choice? Done!” Kendrick tweeted on Monday.

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18 comments:

  1. This is beyond the pale!!!

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  2. This is what the Dems have become.

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  3. Hard to believe voters can elect such imbeciles to office. I don't know who is dumber, the voters, or their representatives.

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  4. Dems being SMART ASSES.

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  5. Uh, sperm is released from the testicles continuously. It then travels to the prostate gland where it mixes with seminal fluid to become semen. It is from the prostate gland that it is released as ejaculate. It would be nice if this democrat jack wagon would do a little research before opening his mouth.

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  6. damn gun control

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  7. They are not just Democrats. They are of a culture that is slowly ruining America. No one can be that stupid I thought. Then I recalled a conversation with Shanie Shields and well folks it's not an act they are just that stupid. Ignorance is bliss I guess.

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  8. Now that's hilarious. I'd have them on speed-dial!
    This has to be sarcasm.

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  9. I think the Georgia Republicans should introduce a bill requiring any dumbocrat to call police before engaging public speaking.
    The goal of the bill would be to protect loss of IQ points by any bystander that might overhear the nonsense and idiocy of the typical elected dumbocrat.

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  10. What is more sad is you all will still vote for these ass hates, then they will do as they said they would, and you won't like it and then you will bitch and moan and complain, not doing a god damn thing to fix it... Then you will blame others for what you help cause...

    The only stupid people are you, the stupid populous... Who get duped every year by these people you call stupid... They clearly are smarter than you, becasue they can keep using the same song and dance, even tell you to your face all of the bad things they will do law wise, and you all juts laugh and laugh and say oh that will never happen... That is what everyone said when Hitler got into power and said he would never confiscate guns... Then you all were in the gulags...

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    1. Hey 1:02, calm down, take a breath. The article is about a bill in Georgia. Maryland voters don't elect congress people for other states.

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  11. I do like the section about testing pregnant women on welfare to identify the father so they can take responsibility .

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  12. Sounds like Mr. Kendrick craftily carved out an exception for himself and other Democrat men in the legislature. Since they've evidently been gelded they won't need to bother the cops.

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  13. This BEATS everything I've heard.

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  14. "Dar’shun" let me guess...no, never mind, it's obvious.

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