Washington, D.C.- House Democrats launched a new plan to allow dead people to vote from beyond the grave on Wednesday.
The plan allows for family members to cast a vote for their dearly departed as if they were still alive. Deceased voters are eligible as long as they passed within the preceding ten years. When asked how to determine for whom the dead will vote, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said, “Who knows them better? Their families will make an informed decision based on the wishes they whispered in private.”
A passerby overhearing the interview asked Cortez how the “dead” can vote, to which she snapped, “We prefer the term ‘alternatively-alive.’ You’re a livist if you do not refer to them in the preferred manner.” She never actually answered the passerby’s question.
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Haha funny
ReplyDeleteDon't think for a minute that they haven't considered it.
ReplyDeleteDon't give them any ideas
ReplyDeletedont think they arent already doing it
ReplyDeleteYou neo-cons trying to suppress the right of Deceased Americans to vote makes me sick! Dead Lives Matter!
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ReplyDeleteNot far from the truth. There is no bar on nursing home voters or Alzheimer's voters. Many nursing home residents have a physical issue and are still mentally sharp; others are not. But their votes are pursued by family or others intent on harvesting their votes.
Did you notice democrats pushing people in wheel chairs to voting boots and the individual in the chair had no idea where they were. That was the 2016 election.
DeleteIf we have same day registration on voting day we are doomed.
ReplyDeleteSadly, there are some people that are going to believe this.
ReplyDeleteThis is a new policy???
ReplyDeleteMormans convert the dead. Why not ?
ReplyDeleteBeen doing it for decades in Chicago, among other places.
ReplyDeleteThe Dems are getting desperate for votes....only way they can win is by cheating.
ReplyDelete10:31 - They are doing it, the dead have been voting for dems for years.
ReplyDeleteHillary already did that !!!! Still not enough to beat Trump
ReplyDeleteThis must be How the newbee Dems just got in !!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is the same logic that was used on the SU noose case.
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