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Sunday, August 26, 2018
Geese Destroyed New Sod At Downtown Amphitheater
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They will have to place a net over it until the festival starts. And a sign for the geese too!
ReplyDeleteCatch and release in to Ocean Pines!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf they have to kill the geese it should be done in a manner so the meat can be used to feed people.
ReplyDeletewhy should they kill the geese over poor planning?
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ReplyDeleteYES!! A sign. Like the ones on the roads that tell deer where to cross. They need a no pooping sign. Not just for the geese.
sitting in crap to listen to crap!
ReplyDeletenot to worry saw jake down there this morning with shovel cleaning up the poop
ReplyDeleteUse coyote are wolf decoys. They work great. They are a natural enemy of Geese. Where is the College educated environmentalist? I am an old senior citizen and I know that and it works. And you college graduates think all of us with common sense are not intelligent. Our intelligence comes from practical experience and not book learning which is more opinions then truth which makes you less intelligent than us old seniors.
ReplyDeleteIf they have to kill the geese it should be done in a manner so the meat can be used to feed people.
ReplyDeleteAugust 24, 2018 at 11:23 AM
Nice thought, but I wouldn't ever want to eat a local goose fed on crap from the city streets. Nasty.
I hope they shit EVERYWHERE.
ReplyDeleteI’m sure you posted anonymous because of your job or something but I haven’t laughed all day until I just read that !!! Haha that is great !
DeleteI drive by there daily. It's awful. Some days it's so covered, you can't even walk through. Let alone sit on the poop covered grass.
ReplyDeleteIf you think you are so smart why don't you offer CONSTRUCTIVE ideas instead of being a NEGATIVE NANCY!?
ReplyDeleteScoopy-Poo.
ReplyDeletei thought sometime back the city of Salisbury bought decoys to fend off the live geese. Guessing that was a bust.
ReplyDeleteWhy did they put grass there anyways and not cement
ReplyDeleteIt's what geese do. Put water and grass within a short walk of one another and voila, geese appear and crap wherever they go.
ReplyDeleteJosh Hastings said...
ReplyDeleteIf you think you are so smart why don't you offer CONSTRUCTIVE ideas instead of being a NEGATIVE NANCY!?
Josh, first of all I'm not "NANCY". Since you asked, start by forbidding the Salisbury Zoo, (very close by) to stop putting out HUNDREDS of pounds of duck chow into feeders on the river that will help stop the geese from staying here in Salisbury 24/7, 365 days a year. While I have been saying this for well over a decade, you were probably still in elementary school when I first suggested it.
Because you millennials refuse to listen, YOU have a massive goose problem and that's just the beginning. However, my hat is tipped to you for being man enough to use your name.
Maybe they can kill the geese and feed em to the snowflakes as goose tenders they are clueless anyway.quack quack.
DeleteI want to know how no one saw this coming in the planning of this.
DeleteJust put up a sign "goose free zone". It works for guns right?
ReplyDelete" Josh Hastings said...
ReplyDeleteIf you think you are so smart why don't you offer CONSTRUCTIVE ideas instead of being a NEGATIVE NANCY!?
August 24, 2018 at 12:09 PM"
Because at this late in the game there is no "CONSTRUCTIVE ideas." That's the problem with you people! You are a bunch of morons! The geese problem should have been thought of years ago before even thinking of this festival. Get everything in place first then book! The only SURE and CERTAIN way to get rid of geese is to collect the eggs every spring and early summer! This should have been started 2 years ago and almost all the geese would be gone by now if not all.
You are exactly why the area is a s-house as so appropriately described by the late Mayor Shaffer! Homes and land should be at a premium but it's not being so close to the coast. The area should be bucolic and well paying jobs plentiful. But it is not. It's a stinky, smelly, eyesore of mostly ramshackled huts, factory farms and blight! This because you people and it goes back generations now are so backwards and unsophisticated that it is a joke.
So to answer your question! No solutions will help now so the only other thing to do is make fun of your sorry stupid primal ways!
I've seen wolf and fox sillouetts(sp?) used here around the Salisbury area before. The geese were right out there in the field with them.
ReplyDeleteThey don't work, even when moved daily.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Salisbury mayor is an ignoramus and as are the council members. Watch them on the PAC channel for proof. Not one can strike anyone as having 2 working brain cells. Probably even combined not 2 working brain cells among them. They are all incredibly ignorant and are completely lacking in any thinking skill much less forward thinking skills.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I laughed out loud when I read this. They really did not expect this? Too funny!
ReplyDeleteGeese are never well behaved when you want them to be.
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ReplyDeleteIn other news, local chicken processor announced planned 'limited edition' Super Chicken product in honor of Folked Fest. Availability will vary Day by Day. /sarc
Run a couple of big dogs around the area once a day. The geese will find somewhere else to go.
ReplyDeleteRun some fat ugly molly Snowflakes that will keep em away.
DeleteDon't kill the geese not there fault Fake Jake and the City of Salisbury are stupid planners, we knew that when he entered into this fiasco, everything he touches turns to shit. This is the worst place in all the city to have this, why did they not listen to Homeland Security would have been a lot of $ saved. And the worse is yet to come and not talking about the geese. The SPD, Sheriffs Office and State Police will turn into traffic cops, as well as dealing with the crime. And don't forget to get out the fire boat for dipping out dead bodies out of the nasty Wicomico. Count down is starting.
ReplyDeleteI will take hanging with geese before being around the crowd seen in that area. Thugs, fruits, thieves and the average rainbow painters.
ReplyDeleteOffer each attendee a free goose to take home with them.
ReplyDeleteGet a audio recording of chicken and pass them off as such lol.
DeleteJosh Hastings lol what a rec.... passage Isnt Jake calling you
ReplyDeletemaybe the geese know what's coming and they are just prepping it for them?
ReplyDeleteUMES once got a border collie to run off the geese. Once he had done that though he started herding the students. That did not go well.
ReplyDeleteI say kill the geese and BBQ them to serve the Folkies. The money could go to maybe finish the sides walks that have now been tarred.
Lolol
DeleteI hear Jake Day is absolutely FURIOUS I am being given inside information on his screw ups.
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteDoes little fakey believe he has no trump lovers around him ? Lol.
Hey Jake ur GOOSE IS COOKED.
DeleteDay's only has himself to be furious with. It's his own fault he is incapable of thinking things through.
ReplyDeleteTar and feather Jake and his boyfriend Jim Liarton with the goose feathers.
ReplyDeleteTell the millinial it's the new in thing goose tenders they are clueless any hoot.
ReplyDeleteJoe let me know where I can donate $ to this blog. Man you have opened my eyes about Jake Day and what he is doing to your backyard. I don't know how you guys stand it...Ray...
ReplyDeleteIf I were going....which I'm not...I would take a plastice/felt picnic table cloth. Always works on bird poo.
ReplyDeleteSet up one of those gas cannons to scare them off.
ReplyDeleteCleMaster has the best idea.
ReplyDeleteDogs will chase away the geese.
Plenty of dogs around.
Ask everyone to walk their dog down there this week.
Oh, by the way, pick up after your dog !
Maybe if they hadn’t remove the railing along the Riverwalk this wouldn’t be a problem?
ReplyDeleteA couple of labs and golden retrievers would keep them off the amphitheater.
ReplyDeleteLeave the geese along. I stopped on Rt 50 East of town yesterday morning for a beautiful flock to cross. Not a problem.
ReplyDeleteA couple of gays running around with Jake in his pink pussy hat and a G string will keep em away .
ReplyDelete2:29. I would love to see the ensuing battle between PETA and Pedos.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
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