I’m looking forward to hunting season... but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck? I mean … maybe he'd always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet… on the inside he'd always known he was truly a female. I'm just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that bullshit, because our society and the Supreme Court does.
Don't worry about it. He/she is not really a deer at all; he/she is really a chicken that identifies as a deer because he/she wanted to improve his/her lot in life. There is no requirement for a license to hunt chickens so you are home free/
Why does it bother you? Afraid you might be secretly attracted to them? How many do you Know? None, then go about your life and find something else to complain about.
The Supreme Court is obsolete because of constant threats to their families if they rule for or against an issue.Damned if they do damned if they don't.That being said the post is hilariously on target.
Awesome comparison, lol!
ReplyDeletesad but true!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about it. He/she is not really a deer at all; he/she is really a chicken that identifies as a deer because he/she wanted to improve his/her lot in life. There is no requirement for a license to hunt chickens so you are home free/
ReplyDeletePlease record this when you do it. If nothing else the look on the game warden's face should be priceless!
ReplyDeleteStanley: "From now on, I want to be called Loretta!" -- Monty python circa 1978
ReplyDeleteBack then, it was parody. Now it's a nightmare.
I wouldn't recommend you make that argument. Admitting to shooting a transgender deer opens up another whole can of worms.
ReplyDeleteYes, If the Game Warden voted for Hil-Liar-y in the last election ?Ray?
ReplyDeleteWhy does it bother you? Afraid you might be secretly attracted to them? How many do you Know? None, then go about your life and find something else to complain about.
ReplyDeletewell if the libs have there way all birds fish animals bugs etc will be labeled as sentient beings and you'll be charged for murder!
ReplyDeleteWhy not, America people have been buying BS for past eight years.
ReplyDeleteDamn...I think you are on to something. Going to be a BIG can of worms though.
ReplyDeleteyes, Ray
ReplyDeleteThe Supreme Court is obsolete because of constant threats to their families if they rule for or against an issue.Damned if they do damned if they don't.That being said the post is hilariously on target.
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