A liberal friend asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion.
I suggested a 9mm, a couple of clips, and a box of shells.
A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it all work.
He voted for Obama -- twice.
Priceless!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to tell him to make a safe space in his mommies basement.
ReplyDeleteHaha well at least now he'll have some medical coverage from the R.epuclican I.nsurance P.lan
ReplyDeleteand play dough
ReplyDeleteOMG...this is good
ReplyDeleteThrow it all at the perp and run like hell.
ReplyDeleteGood listener!!!
ReplyDeleteGood thing you didn't suggest 2 magazines .
ReplyDeleteCouple of clips? 9mm pistols use magazines, not clips.
ReplyDeleteA box of shell? Shotguns shoot shells. Pistols shoot cartridges.
That poor liberal's friend doesn't even know what he's talking about...
Mr Technical Party Pooper, It's a joke pal. Flex your firearm knowledge for us oh mighty Mr. Gloc Wesson
Delete448 doesn't get jokes.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDelete4:48 probably has 400 guns 10,000 rounds of ammo and 3 years worth of food in his underground bunker For the zombie apocalypse and he's a top notch gun salesperson at your local big box gun store living in mom's basement
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