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Tuesday, December 08, 2015

Romance is not dead (or is it?)

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and, as they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile.

Wife: "Where are you? You know we have lots to do."

Husband: "You remember the jewelry shop we went to about 10 years ago where you fell in love with a diamond necklace, -- I couldn't afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I remember that shop," she replied.

"Well, I am in the bar next to that."
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 8, 2015 at 8:37 PM

    Why do they get so mad when we tell them where we are?

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  2. AnonymousDecember 8, 2015 at 11:30 PM

    Why do they get so mad when these are the men they marry?

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  3. AnonymousDecember 9, 2015 at 8:55 AM

    Diamonds.
    Inherently nearly worthless rocks. It's all a consumer ripoff. That's why I'm in the bar.

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