Islamic Suicide Bomber Trainer Accidentally Blows Up His Entire Class
In Baghdad, a terrorist who was in the middle of conducting a training for future militants, accidentally blew up an entire class, killing 21 of his students, and himself. The group was part of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, the terror group that has been participating in a string of attacks in the United States.
The report stated that the incident may be viewed as a metaphor for the many lives lost in the wake of foreign and domestic terrorists’ relentless attempts to convert the nation into an extreme-religious state. In this turn of events, it appears that many innocent lives may have actually been spared. In fact, in one recent attack alone, 7 innocent people were killed.
At the daily press conference, when asked for Obama's reaction to this report, Josh Earnest said, "the President is saddened by this tragedy and will be using the full extent of the Federal Government to investigate the belt closure manufacturer to ensure this never happens to other fine folks who are simply seeking a better education and life to lift themselves out of situations created by the Bush administration."
The whole world is laughing.That should make them very angry.
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ReplyDeleteAt the daily press conference, when asked for Obama's reaction to this report, Josh Earnest said, "the President is saddened by this tragedy and will be using the full extent of the Federal Government to investigate the belt closure manufacturer to ensure this never happens to other fine folks who are simply seeking a better education and life to lift themselves out of situations created by the Bush administration."
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Kinda calls for a Darwin Awards recount, don't you think?
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