Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.
At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.
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I owned a construction company in the Florida Keys in the seventies/ 80's, and down there we had tree frogs as big as your hand that had suction cups on their fingers. One guy I was building a house for had his septic tank and well installed first, and had installed a toilet and outhouse over the septic tank with a hose to the toilet. He came flying out of there one day with pants around the ankles after experiencing one of those frogs jumping out of the cold toilet water and onto his scrotum!!!! Talk about a laugh we all had! I had a similar, but lesser scare when I closed the shower curtain in a mobile home and one jumped off the curtain onto my chest! I mean, when you're naked and in private, there's certain things you don't want to happen!
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And certain things you do want to happen.
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