Secret Service agents are disguising themselves as farmers to protect Barack Obama from terrorist threats at the G8 summit in Northern Ireland.They have even bought a fleet of tractors ahead of the US President’s arrival tomorrow for the two-day meeting.
The agents’ plan is to pose as local farmers in the sprawling fields around the five-star lakeside hotel complex hosting the huge event.
But locals near the Lough Erne resort reckon it will not take any potential terrorists long to spot the agents — as their sparkling tractors are all brand new.
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What's the point of being incognito now that there cover is exposed?
ReplyDeleteBought Tractors???? mochele staying at $3300 per night hotels along with 30 of her friends?? can it get any better
ReplyDeleteMore wasteful government spending. Don't we still have a Army in America that can do this job?
ReplyDeleteHow much does it cost to buy a tractor and ship it to Ireland? These guys waste so much money. They would be better off hiding sniper style somewhere.
ReplyDeleteSure, the slick $40 haircuts and constant unbroken stare will never give them away, or those idling flashy new tractors parked around the outside of Club Med for black folks (the white ones are temporarily closed?). Or a bunch of whitey's huddling around a half a dozen black people that stick out like sore thumbs in Whitey Land Northern Ireland. Sounds like a wabbit hunting plan hatched by Elmer Fudd from fantasy island. Where's those drones when you need one?
ReplyDeleteHey guys, let's do *this* to disguise ourselves, and protect the president. Great idea, Bob... I'll put out a press release describing our incognito plans in full detail.
ReplyDeleteBegs the question, "What will they do with the tractors after it's over?"
ReplyDeleteThe same thing they do with all of your tax money, give it away.
DeleteIf I were that SCARED I would stay the Hello home.
ReplyDeleteCan't have White House tours because there is no money???
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