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Saturday, August 25, 2012
Salisbury News Gives Huge Props To Mr. Doug Marshall
I have known Doug for a good 12 years now. When I first met this young man I thought to myself, this guy is going places. I met Doug at an auction he held in Ocean City and ultimately bought our Delmar home from Doug years later.
I have watched Doug grow his business, sell one off and start another. He has always kept a level head and tonight's decision to call off the Kellie Pickler Concert had to be one of the toughest decisions he's probably made in his entire career.
Knowing Doug, he thought of the safety of those in the concert as well as those wanting to see the show. Some might have pushed to move ahead but as I said, he's level headed, mature beyond his years.
The new development in Delmar was yet another HUGE stepping stone for Doug. Think about it. When every one else is filing bankruptcy, Doug had a vision for an outdoor arena for entertainment. He's building homes in that development to fulfill his commitment to the Town of Delmar and ultimately he and his investors will deliver a destination location smaller but similar to others seen on the East Coast.
I can see Bike Week coming there and all kinds of incredible activities for kids. There's talk of soccer fields and even an indoor center similar to the Crown in Fruitland.
While some may find it easy to give Doug a hard time because of their disappointment in tonight's end result, I personally think Doug is one of the biggest up and coming businessmen the Eastern Shore has ever seen.
Doug, thank you for sticking your neck out. Thank you for investing and keeping it local when others wouldn't or couldn't. The man deserves props, I hope you agree.
Obama Has Millions Of Fake Twitter Followers
A new Web tool has determined that 70% of Obama's crowd includes "fake followers," The New York Times reports in a story about how Twitter followers can be purchased.
"The practice has become so widespread that StatusPeople, a social media management company in London, released a Web tool last month called the Fake Follower Check that it says can ascertain how many fake followers you and your friends have," the Times reports.
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$22.7M in projects to help restore Chesapeake
Mass. College Creates Scholarship Fund For Illegal Immigrants
Update On Fire In West Nithsdale
John and Phyllis Killian experienced severe damage to their home this evening on Loch Ness Terrace in West Nithsdale.
Lightening struck their home hitting the garage and spread to the main part of the home on the 3rd floor attic.
Please keep this Family in your thoughts and prayers. Fortunately no one was hurt. We're told 6 Fire Trucks came to the scene and put the fire out.
The Kellie Pickler Show Has Been Cancelled
Salisbury News Already Breaks Record For A Saturday: Update On Pickler Concert
Call it a rainy day, or whatever you want, Salisbury News has already broken a record for a Saturday and it isn't even 5:00. Our numbers will easily surpass a normal week day by the end of tonight.
Not sure yet why the numbers are soaring but I'd guess it has something to do with the Obama 2016 information as well as people wondering if the Kellie Pickler Concert will still go on tonight.
When I spoke with Doug Marshall yesterday he said RAIN OR SHINE, THE CONCERT WILL GO ON. I don't care about getting a little wet, do you? I'm going and that's all there is to it.
UPDATE: I'm on the phone right now with Doug.
Please do not access the property prior to 6pm. Show is still on. Keep checking for updates! http://www.facebook.com/HeronPondsLive
Right now Doug is asking no one access the property until they make an announcement. The concert could be delayed at least 1 to 2 hours at this time. The next 90 minutes is critical. This update is being posted at 4:59 PM. We will sit tight until Doug calls me back. Salisbury News is on top of it Ladies & Gentlemen.
UPDATE #2: I have not spoken with Doug but the storm has passed and the sun is coming out from Nithsdale to Delmar. It looks like it will be a go. I'll keep you updated. NOTE: WE NEED TO HEAR FROM DOUG MARSHALL IF ITS A GO OR NOT, SO STAND BY.
UPDATE #3: It should be noted, the final decision is up the the representatives of Kelie Pickler. If they feel it's too dangerous to go on with all the lightening, the show will get cancelled. We should have a final say in about 10 minutes.
SHOW CANCELLED. SEE UPDATED POST.
Ty Warner, Beanie Baby Billionaire, Gives A $20,000 Tip To Jennifer Vasilakos For Driving Directions
BREAKING NEWS: RNC Officials Mull Delay Of Convention, GOP Officials Say
1.3 Million Got Disability for ‘Mood Disorders’—Including 33% of Beneficiaries in Puerto Rico
Major House Fire In West Nithsdale
OBAMA'S IMPOVERISHED BROTHER 'ASHAMED' OF NAME
D‘souza made national attention this summer for bringing the plight of the president’s brother to light. George Obama lives in a tiny shack in a Nairobi slum and gets by on just a few dollars a month. ... D’souza juxtaposes the abject poverty and condition of a number of Obama’s direct relatives, including his aunt that sells coal on the street in Kenya, with Obama’s life. And it’s humiliating.
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Lost Dog
My sister-in-law's dog got out of her backyard last night. The dog's name is Lucy and she weighs about 85 lbs she is white with 1 brown ear and some brown spots. Friendly and afraid of storms. Lost near Coulbourne Mill Rd. She is microchipped . Call 443-735-6145 or 410-430-6113. Thanks for all you do to help reunite families and their pets.
Apple Wins Blockbuster Lawsuit Against Samsung
Mexican Navy: Police Fired on US Gov't Vehicle
OCPD INVESTIGATING FATAL COLLISION INVOLVING A BICYCLE AND A MUNICIPAL BUS
Emergency personnel arrived at the scene and determined that a bicycle being operated by an adult male impacted a city bus that was travelling in the north bound bus lane, in the area of 132th Street and Coastal Highway.
The operator of the bicycle was seriously injured and treated at the scene by OC EMS. The cyclist was taken by ambulance to Atlantic General Hospital and then transferred to Peninsula Regional Medical Center where he later died. The deceased has been identified as: Patrick Michael McCusker, 49, of Cockeysville, Maryland.
Ocean City Police are investigating this fatal collision. The identity of the municipal bus driver involved in this collision is not being released at this time.
Anyone with any information regarding this incident is asked to contact the OCPD, SGT R. Townsend at: 410-520-5357.
BREAKING NEWS: Astronaut Neil Armstrong Dies At 82
From Fox News
D‘SOUZA’S ANTI-OBAMA DOCUMENTARY NO.1 AT BOX OFFICE FRIDAY
REPORT: AL QAEDA-LINKED SITES POST NAME & PHOTO OF EX-SEAL AUTHOR, CALL FOR HIS ‘DESTRUCTION’
REPORT: INCOMES DROPPED MORE DURING OBAMA 'RECOVERY' THAN RECESSION
More "dutiful " reporting from the media that puts them on record covering something they're really not covering because Romney's tax returns….
Facility Services Wraps Up Summer Of School Projects Throughout Wicomico
“Summer means time off for our students, but it’s a critically important time “on” for Facility Services, which maintains over 2 million square feet of building space throughout Wicomico County,” said Brian Foret, Director of Facility Services. “Those few weeks over the summer are vital to us. We need the time to catch up on our operational housekeeping duties and roll out projects we just can’t get to during the school year. It gives us a window to do things like roofing and parking lot projects, move classrooms, painting, upgrade security features, resurface floors, replace equipment and make other major repairs and/or replacements required to maintain or will improve the facilities in which our students and staff work.”
Facility Services projects are being done at every school in Wicomico County this summer. Among the biggest and most visible projects:
• Fruitland Intermediate roof replacement and improvements to vehicular access
• Charles H. Chipman Elementary roof replacement
• Secure access entryways for Glen Avenue Elementary, Bennett Middle, Parkside High
• Modular classroom building relocated to Pittsville Elementary and Middle in preparation for a major HVAC project
• Auditorium sound and lighting upgrades for Parkside High and Wicomico High
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FAKE HOUSING RECOVERY SUBSIDIZED BY YOU
Perfectly timed, the Federal Housing Administration (FHA) is starting to see significant delinquencies at a time when the housing market nationwide is appearing to recover. If you define “subprime” as the lowest quality mortgages on a totem pole, FHA insured loans now take that place. It should not come as a surprise given the FHA is insuring an insane 30x leverage market with many that are diving in with only 3.5 percent down. This is no surprise and even this summer, the FHA to assist in shoring up their dwindling capital base jacked up their mortgage insurance premiums. The FHA has completely deviated from their mission and is simply another method of over extending debt strapped and income restricted Americans into homes that they clearly cannot afford. What was once a tiny echo is now becoming a larger siren of impending financial issues. The FHA is heading directly into a bailout scenario.
FHA is the new subprime
Some astounding information is coming out regarding the deterioration of FHA insured loans:
“(Reuters)- Fitch Ratings sees a growing divergence between 90-day past due delinquency patterns for guaranteed and nonguaranteed loans as a potentially troubling signal of future losses. This may eventually force the FHA to look for opportunities to put back some defaulted loans to the banks, particularly if the agency’s funding status worsens and U.S. home prices fail to rebound quickly.”
What stood out in the report is that eight of the largest US banks now have $79.4 billion in delinquent FHA insured loans. Of this, 83 percent represent government-guaranteed mortgages. If you need additional proof of this maximum leverage nonsense and that banks are willing to give loans out to a homeless person if they could offload the risk to the American taxpayer, read this:
“While delinquency rates for nonguaranteed loans have been improving
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Ocean Health Index: Another Tool Aiding Elitist Domination, not Conservation
Dominant Social Theme: Here is a very useful tool to help mankind protect its oceans.
Free-Market Analysis: There is a new tool to calibrate the health of the oceans, and it's been written about by Stewart M. Patrick in his blog over at the Council on Foreign Relations entitled, "The Internationalist."
The article itself is titled, "Sea Change: A New Tool for Measuring Ocean Health" and apparently was posted August 20, 2012. In the article, Patrick – a Rhodes Scholar and former US State Department official – explains that while the world's oceans may look omnipotent, they are actually "vulnerable to the short-sighted actions of mankind."
Patrick's view of the ocean goes far beyond that however. The oceans, he writes, "are in deep crisis, thanks to rampant overfishing, calamitous pollution, and unprecedented acifidication induced by climate change."
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Everyone Should Stop And Think About The NY Times Roster Of The Dead
I'd written the Post in 2005 — along with several other media outlets. It was hard not to with what I saw every day, and how we were treated. Priest's piece was great, but it only scratched the surface and came too late to stop the commanding general from deleting my medical records for trying to get the word out.
The Times Roster too just touches the surface: The thing is, not everyone dies.
The Walter Reed 'ortho' ward was worse than dying. It's where everyone got sent when their bones need attention. When they got blown up.
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QUOTES OF THE DAY 8-25-12
Marc Faber
If you print money like in Zimbabwe… the purchasing power of money goes down, and the standards of living go down, and eventually, you have a civil war.
Marc Faber
“Twenty years ago, … [a family] spent its income on housing, clothing, food appliances, cars, a radio and a TV. Today, it will spend additional money on a DVD player, computers, fax machines, printers, several cellular phones and a whole host of other new electronic gadgets…modern society requires people to continuously enlarge the ‘basket of goods’ that are considered necessary to lead a ‘good life.’”
Marc Faber
“In the developed world we have huge debt to GDP, in terms of government debt to GDP and unfunded liabilities that will come due, and these unfunded liabilities are so huge that eventually these governments will all have to print money before they default.”
Marc Faber
WILL SELL-OFF BEGIN IN DAYS?
In his July note, he reminded us that his call was unfolding. And he does so again in his note today:
“In terms of markets, the route map I set out in early April and which I affirmed in early June continues to play out extremely well. After correctly calling the late March/early April 1420 high in the S&P500, and also the early June (1270) low, we have also now fully captured the risk-on rally in stocks and credit that began in early June…”
So, what’s next?
Well, this is when things start to get ugly.
“I now think the correct thing to do – as I also said in April and June – is to prepare for a serious risk-off phase between August and November,” he reiterated. “Over the August to November period I am looking for the S&P500 to trade off down from around 1400…by 20% to 25%…to trade at or below the lows of 2011.”
He argues that the key drivers of this sell-off will be disappointment at next week’s Federal Reserve Jackson Hole speech and realization that the ECB won’t be be able to deliver on their promises.
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Rise In Deaths Indicates Afghan War Is Evolving
Instead, Buckley became the 1,990th U.S. service member to die in the war when, on Aug. 10, he and two other Marines were shot inside their base in Helmand province by a man who appears to have been a member of the Afghan forces they were training.
A week later, with the death of Spc. James A. Justice of the Army in a military hospital in Germany, the U.S. military reached 2,000 dead in the nearly 11-year-old conflict, based on a New York Times analysis of Department of Defense records. The calculation by The Times includes deaths not only in Afghanistan, but also in Pakistan and other nations where U.S. forces are directly involved in aiding the war.
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See What Iconic Black-And-White Images Look Like In Color
She posted a collection of her work to Reddit. Some of the works include portraits of Abraham Lincoln and Einstein and the soldier kissing the nurse after World War II.
Check it out:
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No Recession Now - But When?
However, the no-recession camp is currently correct. The domestic economy is not currently in a "technical recession," as measured by Gross Domestic Product, as the economy is growing at a 1.5% annualized rate in the second quarter. However, there is a mistake being made by many of the no-recession calls. Most of the assumptions are based on looking at the individual current data points of consumption, incomes, employment and production. The assumption is that since the data is not currently negative then a recession is not imminent. However, as investors, we should not be concerned with what is happening "imminently" but rather what the macro environment will look like six months from now. As we have often stated, it is not the individual data points that are important - but the trends of the data that tell the real story. Economic change happens at the margins.
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SILVER BELLS
So you don’t believe the silver market is being manipulated by JP Morgan? How do you explain this chart? In what non-manipulated world does demand exceed supply by 37% and the price of the product stays flat?
“Silver demand/production faces an annual shortfall of some 8,678 tonnes in 2011. On a silver ounces basis this translates into a deficit of 115 million ounces.”
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Real Reason they Arrested Raub: Strip Him Of His Right To Bear Arms
Dominant Social Theme: Champions of free speech, anti-tax promotions and the right to keep and bear arms are closet white supremacist Neo-Nazis. Watch out!
Free-Market Analysis: The real reason why they arrested former US Marine Brandon Raub and then confined him to a psychiatric ward is now emerging.
It may be part of a deliberate Pentagon policy to declare people who are vets and concerned about eroding freedoms – as Raub obviously was – to be emotionally disturbed and thus ineligible to carry or use weapons.
It seems to have something to do with a new demonization of US military personnel, as Michael Krieger over at libertyblitzkrieg.com suggests.
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The New Jersey Jobs Neutron Bomb
And the payroll propaganda was going so well until... New Jersey happened. As the chart below shows, in the month of July the state, arguably the Tristate area's most employer friendly, saw a sequential drop of 12,000 jobs, which was the largest one month drop since June 2009. Outlier? Or the harbinger of things to come at the national level? We will likely not now for sure until after the presidential election at which point the endless data fudging and manipulation finally ends.
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Shrink YOUR Government
Dominant Social Theme: The path we are on toward larger government and more federal expenditures in the US (and the West) is an inevitable one. We have no choice other than to live this way and discuss what (helpful) services we will disallow.
Free-Market Analysis: Here comes Lawrence H. Summers to tell us that shrinking the US federal Leviathan is at least improbable. Summers is very good at this kind of thing. After Milton Friedman passed away, he wrote an article entitled, "We're all Friedmanites Now."
Of course, who really would want to be a "Friedmanite," the man most responsible for the US graduated income tax, who believed in steady state monopoly central banking, who campaigned against the draft but ended up giving the US its all-volunteer army?
With this statement as in so many other ways, Summers provides us a head-fake in one direction – toward free markets – while listing evermore leftward. This is, of course, the ambit of his career. He's very good at it.
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Educational Lunacy
For Duncan, the civil rights issue was that black elementary and high school students are disciplined at a higher rate than whites. His evidence for discrimination is that blacks are three and a half times more likely to be suspended or expelled than their white peers. Duncan and his Obama administration supporters conveniently ignored school "racial discrimination" against whites, who are more than two times as likely to be suspended as Asians and Pacific Islanders.
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Syria And Iran Dominos Lead To World War
http://www.alt-market.com/neithercorp/press/2010/01/will-globalists-trigger-yet-another-world-war
In that analysis, I concluded that since at least 2008, the power’s that be (whether posing as Republicans or Democrats) had set in a motion a series of events that revolved around Iran, and most disturbingly, Syria, which could be used to trigger a vast global war scenario. Today, unfortunately, it seems my concerns were more than valid, and circumstances evolving in that particular region are dire indeed.
Now, some may argue that circumstances in the Middle East have always been “dire” and that it does not take much to predict a renewal of chaos. Admittedly, for the past six years alone the American public has been treated to one propaganda campaign after the other testing the social waters to see if a sizable majority of the citizenry could be convinced to support strikes against Iran. The U.S. and Israeli governments have come very close on several occasions in rhetoric and in the build up of arms, to just such an event. However, I would submit that the previous threats of war that came and went are absolutely nothing in comparison to the danger today.
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Class Warfare In 2012. Ho, Ho, Ho
Karl Marx and Frederick Engels, in their then-anonymous tract, The Manifesto of the Communist Party (1848), began chapter 1 with these words: "The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles."
You would be hard-pressed to find any theory of history more wrong-headed than this one.
To prove their case, they should have defined "class." They never did. In the unpublished third volume of Das Kapital, Marx wrote this: "The first question to he answered is this: What constitutes a class?" – I see. The first question. This appears in Chapter 52. Three paragraphs later, the manuscript broke off.
This was written around 1865. He died in 1883. He never wrote another book. It appeared in 1895. Engels edited it. It would have helped if Marx had told us what a class is. In The Manifesto, he followed sentence one with this:
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Surprised? News Corp. Donates More To Democrats Than Republicans
News: Learning Media tycoon Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation (which owns The Wall Street Journal, The New York Post, the 20th Century Fox studios, and Fox News) donates much more to Democrats than Republicans.
Really?
“All the major media companies, driven largely by their Hollywood film and television businesses, have made larger contributions to President Obama than to his rival, former Gov. Mitt Romney,” The New York Times reports, citing the nonprofit Center for Responsive Politics.
“The center’s numbers represent donations by a company’s PAC and any employees who listed that company as their employer,” the report adds.
But Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp.?
“In 2008, News Corporation contributed $380,558 to Mr. Obama’s campaign, compared with $32,740 to the Republican nominee John McCain [emphasis added],” according to the report.
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Are People Being Thrown Into Psychiatric Wards For Their Political Views?
Mental Health Diagnoses Are Sometimes Politically-Motivated
Many psychologists and psychiatrists are good people, who are only trying to help their patients.
But the Nazi government substantially supported psychologists … many of whom, in turn, espoused extermination of the people they considered to be “racially and cognitively compromised”.
Soviet psychiatrists famously aided Stalin in applying fake insanity diagnoses to political dissenters. The official explanation was that no sane person would declaim the Soviet government and Communism.
American psychologists created the American program of torture which was specially-crafted to produce false confessions to justify U.S. military policy. And see this.
TSA Rifles Through Bags, Conducts Pat Downs At Paul Ryan Event
The latest example of this kind of activity occurred at an event organized by Mitt Romney’s GOP running mate Paul Ryan this past weekend in The Villages, Florida.
The Shark Tank blog reports that TSA officers showed up alongside Secret Service and the local Sumter County Sheriff’s Office, and proceeded to do what they do like no one else does.
“A big WTF is in order here.” the blog notes, adding “We heard that the TSA was going to expand its ummm, ‘reach,’ but to assist in political campaigns is quite the jump in broadening their ‘transportation security horizons.’”
“I counted no less than (6) TSA agents alongside the usual uniformed Secret Service detail-not to be confused with the ‘Men In Black’ looking agents.” blogger Javier Manjarres notes, with a picture of the agents in action (below).
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Politico Caught With Pants Down Over GOP Skinny-Dipping Story
Obviously, this means that hopelessly corrupt media outlets like Politico start to panic, and what better way to freeze the race and stop Romney's momentum than with a big, fat, bright and shiny distraction like a Sunday night breaking news drop about a year-old incident involving Republican Congressmen skinny-dipping in the holy Sea of Galilee?
And since that alone isn't quite sexy enough, why not toss in an F.B.I. investigation into the mix?
Except, whoops, Politico implying the F.B.I. was investigating skinny dipping isn't even close to the truth.
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IMF Favors Giving Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood Billions
Fitch Ratings, in a characteristically amoral statement, said that the decisions of Egypt’s president, Muslim Brotherhood’s Mohammed Morsi, to dismiss Egypt’s two top generals and reserve legislative and executive power for himself, were “potentially positive developments.” The stalled negotiations between the IMF and Morsi had been “symptomatic of the impact of political uncertainty on policymaking.”
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HISTORICAL COMMENTS BY GEORGE CHEVALLIER 8-25-12
Main Street in Salisbury can be broken down into three separate and distinct eras.
The first era was when it was known as Bridge Street. This was a dirt street with businesses and residences on both sides of the street. Most of the buildings were owned by whoever had their business on the first floor. The two upper floors were occupied by the family of the business owner. There were also some with accommodations in the rear for the family horse and buggy.
The buildings were built out of brick or stone due to a city ordinance after the Great Fire of 1886 leveled 22 acres of mostly wooden buildings. Since there was no stone on the Eastern Shore and we were right in the middle of many pine trees, it was only natural that they would incorporate the readily available material in their building ventures. This is what happened after the Fire of 1860 that leveled Salisbury. In fact, during the Civil War, the population was less than that of Camp Upton, a Union Camp situated where the Daily Times building is now.
During this first era, Salisbury came up to speed with the rest of world in acquiring such amenities as underground sewers, electricity and gas, telephones and automobiles. It was during this period, in 1904, that Salisbury got its first paved road. This was of yellow brick and ran from the bridge to Division Street where it turned left. It continued on to Church Street, turning right out to the old N.Y.P & N. railroad depot, which was 200 yards south of where the Union is now. They thought this would give Salisbury an air of modern improvement. Many of the original stores on Main Street plodded through the difficult times and one even survives to this day. That store is Kuhn’s Jewelers, which can date itself back to 1853 when Amos Woodcock started his jewelry business across Main Street near where WMDT now stands.
The second era was the heyday of Main Street. When someone wanted anything, they went on Main Street and it could be found. Clothes, jewelry and gifts were readily available from ladies stores such as Hess, Benjamin’s and R.E. Powell. The men could be similarly accommodated from Lee Johnson’s and Ralph & Gaskill’s. There were three predominant banks. Although other smaller banks made brief appearances, the big three of Union Trust, Maryland National and County Trust Company dominated the banking scene. They are all still in Salisbury but doing business under different names. There were also drug stores, stationery stores, shoe stores, 5 & 10 cents stores such as Woolworth’s, McCrory’s and J.J. Newberry along with a selection of specialty stores. One of the busiest was the famous Watson’s Smoke House. Along with a great selection of tobacco products, they sold records. In those days, you could ask for a 45 RPM record and take it to one of the “listening booths” before plunking down your 89 cents (plus tax) to take it home to be shared with all your teenage friends.
We are now experiencing the last phase of Main Street. The only store remaining from happier times is Kuhn’s. Now there are more lawyers than retailers represented along a street that was once truly “The Hub of Delmarva”.
(To the commenter who inquired last week about where he can get a book on local history, the Wicomico Historical Society has copies of George Corddry’s book on Wicomico County History. It is only $6 (2/$10) and it is one I frequently reference. Call me at (410) 749-1021 if you want one. I think this is a very good reference for anyone wanting to learn more about local history.) The other books I use are old directories and phone books. Many are one of a kind and not to be found anywhere. That’s why I feel obligated to share this information through this column.
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Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know you love them? Important thing is to let every one of your friends know you love them, even if you think they don't love you back.
And just in case I'm gone tomorrow, whatever you do, vote against Obama!
Resurrection
The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.
He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?"
One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is."
The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"
It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that boy's voice won't be.
Week 8 Results For Checkpoint Strikeforce
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