Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Ken says, 'I think I'm
going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'
Doug continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, 'I suggest you
think it over very carefully - women like that are hard to find.'
Aint that the truth.
ReplyDeleteThanks for an early morning chuckle on a freezing cold day! & I'm the wife!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you find a woman that does not talk, then you find a woman that:
ReplyDeleteA. Has had a stroke
B. Does not care
C. Is getting her bell rung by outside of the household.
Aren't they supposed to cut a hole in the ice to fish?
ReplyDelete1109 its melted around it
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